River 124,949 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Lady Gaga Announces Las Vegas Residency Featuring “Living Hologram” of Tony Bennett In a surprise announcement that has left fans both emotional and slightly confused, Lady Gaga revealed plans for a brand-new Las Vegas residency titled “Cheek to Cheek: Eternal.” The show will reportedly feature a groundbreaking holographic performance of the late Tony Bennett. According to insiders, the residency will take place at an undisclosed venue on the Strip and promises to “redefine legacy performances.” Gaga described the project as “a love letter to timeless music and friendship that transcends reality.” The production is said to use next-generation AI-assisted holography, allowing Bennett’s likeness to not only perform classic duets, but also react dynamically to Gaga’s live vocals each night. Sources claim the system has been trained on decades of Bennett’s performances, interviews, and “emotional nuances.” One anonymous technician involved in the project stated: “This isn’t just playback. The hologram can adjust phrasing, timing—even humor. In one rehearsal, he apparently told Gaga to ‘slow down, kid’ mid-song.” The setlist is rumored to include classics like “The Lady Is a Tramp,” “Anything Goes,” and an extended jazz reinterpretation of “Shallow,” which insiders describe as “unexpectedly convincing.” Fans online have already begun debating the ethics of the concept, while others are simply excited to see the duo reunited in some form. Gaga addressed the concerns briefly: “Tony always believed music lives forever. This is just… a new way of proving it.” Tickets are expected to go on sale “very soon,” though the official announcement page currently displays only a black screen with the message: “Music never says goodbye.” Thank you Michael So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 27 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudraCNG 15,488 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I can confirm. I am the hologram. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketno10 2,133 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) I had a heart attack and then realized what date is this NOT FUNNY okay very funny…. imma do the same Edited April 1 by Rocketno10 3 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpmMonkey 7,366 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Walking on Air (Lady and the Marmelade Version) ft. Katy Perry and Hologram Tony set to release THIS SATURDAYYYY !!!! saving people, hunting things - the family business 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars 2,567 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I actually believed this until I saw who posted it 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigatha 1,053 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) For 2026 this was very believable until I remembered what day it is lol Edited April 1 by Pigatha Papa Papa rot see Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 13,998 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // CWT 9.8.22 // TMB 7.22.25 & 7.24.25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeslay 4,235 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Got my M&G tix! Who’s going on Jan 23? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 124,949 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 Just now, Flippy said: You're supposed to spin pokestops, not to waste time on GGD, I want to finish this weekly challenge bt the end of the day, so chop chop u wicked witch and spin em all So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
palma 8,888 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Thank god I had my dose of trolling today earlier on twitter which made me check the date Is there some reason my LG7 isn't here? Has she died or something? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeKermit 5,145 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Let’s all collectively log out of this website today 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 13,998 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 38 minutes ago, River said: You're supposed to spin pokestops, not to waste time on GGD, I want to finish this weekly challenge bt the end of the day, so chop chop u wicked witch and spin em all I’m literally ahead of you TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // CWT 9.8.22 // TMB 7.22.25 & 7.24.25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 124,949 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 Just now, Flippy said: I’m literally ahead of you Bravo, you're doing a good job while I'm chilling So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junko Enoshima 4,263 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 HATSUNE MIKU? My b00vs are hopelessly huge 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 124,949 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 5 minutes ago, Junko Enoshima said: HATSUNE MIKU? she died, her code was delete by the blasphemy cartel and Clea was not able to prevent it. but dr. estranger came out of nowhere and killed them all, but the code is long gone.. Miku is dead, may she rest in AI So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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