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Eggsy

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Recently BradGa were on the Maury show.. There was an argument about the paternity test... 

I know its the most uncomfortable feeling not being sure if your the father.. But something was clearly up..

 

It all started the day Alex was born.. Yes named after her love of Alexander. 

In the emergency room she was screaming from the birth.. 

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He was holding her hand tight tears running down his cheek from knowing he was about to see his child for the first time.. <3 

also because she has an incredible grip.. Strong Queen we stan.. 

The head just pops out.. after a struggle.. 

what do we see. 

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That quick moment of joy over came him, distracting from something that just didnt look right. in the end it did not matter they were in love..

Later on a few months down the road they have a house party inviting a few close friends and family from both sides. 

One of brads relatives picks up a baby picture. 

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first site

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second site. 

and asks him.. Where does he get his red hair from.. Our family doesn't have any red hair that i can think of.. Stefanie's side must be.. 

 

He shook his head in agreement not thinking to much about it.. 

 

Fast forward again, there is a heated argument in the kitchen about brad not wanting take out, and doesnt know what to make and all they have in the fridge is left overs.. :trollga:

Somehow something so simple turned into a bad argument and brad not even thinking blurted out btw where the hell does red hair come from in your family.. 

Shock, she responded I have no clue i dont study Genealogy. :emma:

 

Fast forward already because i know you want me to get to the point.. after another couple months of fighting they decided to go on Maury.. 

 

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Everyone is crying.. 

Gaga looks at him and tells him im so sorry at the time this all happened i was off the deep end :ally:

 

Who is it he asks.. 

 

Shamefully she replies

 

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:poot:

 

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please dont hate.. its a joke, and was only inspired because i went to a baby factory and used their two photos the baby turned out red on two different sites and i about died.. 

 

 

:emma:

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5 minutes ago, ARTPOPSTER said:

I'm crying!

Thankfully you didn't go into to much detail of the birth. :selena:

No i figured her Aaaaaaahhh ahhh ahhhhhh would be enough.. <3

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