Bloodyjack 794 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Spill the tee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 117,694 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Oh look a meet and greet tickets, let's see the price... 1000$?!?! no thank youuuu and this is how my experience ended.. @ChicaSkas would you like to share your experience? So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAstroLeo 14,434 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 She started yelling at me because I called her Gaga, insisting that I called her Joanne. Since I had to obey the queen's order, I did. Joanne then ordered her personal assistant to go get her some coffee from the local starbucks, and started telling the story of her singing jazz ever since she was 13. Best night of my life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisTEAne 21,059 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 i was like but she was like so then i was like gimme ARTPOP act 2 but she just said lol bye and spat on me if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,530 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Gaga was lovely. She picked us up at our hotel and took us to see the must-see attractions in town. She is a very good driver and really knows how to make you feel at home. I would definitely hire her again for another tour. 4/5 stars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodyjack 794 Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, T E A said: i was like but she was like so then i was like gimme ARTPOP act 2 but she just said lol bye and spat on me All I literally thought reading this was who the **** did that fake tan lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodyjack 794 Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Gaga was lovely. She picked us up at our hotel and took us to see the must-see attractions in town. She is a very good driver and really knows how to make you feel at home. I would definitely hire her again for another tour. 4/5 stars. I should've known. No one would take this seriously Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 109,957 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 She asks me to paws up and then punched me on the face, that was awesome! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ hating pop music doesn't make you deep (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 i said hi gaga and went to hug her but she bitch slapped me so hard, the gay inside me jumped out and there were 2 of me she murdered the other me and drank his blood whilst i watched, horrified and traumatised. i tried to scream but christian had grabbed me by the neck and told me if i made any sound, they would turn me into the next meat dress she then signed my copy of Joanne, burped in my face and told me to spread online kindness https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuyTony 31,072 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I can barely afford a regular ticket. I ain't paying for a Meet and Greet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siena 6,280 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Ok this is random but my uncle randomly met her at the airport and had a 20 minute conversation with her. This was a couple weeks after the sound of music tribute and he was flying back to LA from Chicago cuz he had a business trip and he was waiting in line to board 1st class and Gaga was literally standing infront of him in line trying to fly incognito. Anyways he recognized her and he told her how beautiful her Oscar performance was. He said she the extremely nice and it was funny because she seemed really interested in his business and how his trip went. Like she didn't want to talk about herself at all and she literally just wanted to know about my uncles life and job and stuff. Anyways they talked for awhile and he said they had a really nice conversation about random stuff and when everyone went to their seats she thanked him and seemed really happy. I guess she just really enjoyed having a normal conversation without someone yelling yaassss bitch every second lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodyjack 794 Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Smcgibben said: Ok this is random but my uncle randomly met her at the airport and had a 20 minute conversation with her. This was a couple weeks after the sound of music tribute and he was flying back to LA from Chicago cuz he had a business trip and he was waiting in line to board 1st class and Gaga was literally standing infront of him in line trying to fly incognito. Anyways he recognized her and he told her how beautiful her Oscar performance was. He said she the extremely nice and it was funny because she seemed really interested in his business and how his trip went. Like she didn't want to talk about herself at all and she literally just wanted to know about my uncles life and job and stuff. Anyways they talked for awhile and he said they had a really nice conversation about random stuff and when everyone went to their seats she thanked him and seemed really happy. I guess she just really enjoyed having a normal conversation without someone yelling yaassss bitch every second lmao WTF!! That's insane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siena 6,280 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bloodyjack said: WTF!! That's insane. I KNOW! and the sad thing is it's a really distant uncle that I literally never see so these were the only details I was able to get from like a 2 minute phone call but it just shows how nice she is that she wanted to talk to my random ass uncle for that long Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Music 20,540 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Wish I had one to tell Pop Music and Lady Gaga forever! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJoanneJoker 3,866 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 as soon as i entered the room, i said "Hi, Gaga!" but she said "sit down, f@g" and as soon as everybody was there she locked the doors and performed a satanic ritual on us, she forced us to eat bits from her VMAs meat dress and forced us to kiss her dogs' ass. then, her crew got her a bowl of cereal and when i tried to get up and run she spat some on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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