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Any Britney stan will tell you that her exuberant charisma is 2nd to none.

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And Beyonce's swagger can be compared to a heavyweight champion who is ready to pounce on his weak opponent.

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What if  ...

what if we could clone their DNA and isolate these 2 traits (charisma x swagger)  ... and then embed them into a human embryo.

Imagine the outcome.

Imagine the talent.

Get ready to be slayed:giveup:.

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Mister Gaga
2 minutes ago, Curio5 said:

what if we could clone their DNA and isolate these 2 traits (charisma x swagger)  ... and then embed them into a human embryo.

It would still be behind Gaga, who writes and produces her own stuff, and not everybody does that.

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kabirartfling

I want britneys 2007 charisma, and beys video phone swagger cloned into someone :emma:

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Curio5
1 minute ago, Fernster7 said:

Stan for my queen Shakira:giveup:

i love her tummy :giveup:

 

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Fernster7
Just now, Curio5 said:

i love her tummy :giveup:

 

YEES! I love it too, I think she's gorgeous but I find her abdominal area really appealing. :blush:

Monsters never die.
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GloZell Green

Shakira basically sh*ts on anyone. A sweet person who cares about her fans, someone who writes and produces, someone who can dance, like it doesn't get better than that. Oh wait, did I mention that she's part of UNICEF and made a foundation to help build schools for poor children in Colombia? Welp giphy.gif

Lady Gaga | Shakira
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Iwontell

Hunty, everyone knows that "charisma" + "swagger" x 1000 = 5b4e0b8d-7e61-4446-9ebf-6be60d6b8ea7.gif 

 

ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you.
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Antonio
11 hours ago, kabirartfling said:

I want britneys 2007 charisma, and beys video phone swagger cloned into someone :emma:

You mean freakout Brit?:derpga:

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Curio5
2 minutes ago, Iwontell said:

Hunty, everyone knows that "charisma" + "swagger" x 1000 = 5b4e0b8d-7e61-4446-9ebf-6be60d6b8ea7.gif 

 

but can she speak 5 languages?

 

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Iwontell
12 minutes ago, Curio5 said:

but can she speak 5 languages?

 

If it's numbers that you want, Gretchen is in her 19th husband (jk, it's actually only her 12th).
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ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you.
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GloZell Green
41 minutes ago, Curio5 said:

but can she speak 5 languages?

 

I thought she spoke 7?

Lady Gaga | Shakira
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