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The whole coworker music discourse with this guy is hilarious to me.

It made me wonder when a piece of music becomes 'coworker music'? Because off the bat I could list at least 10 people I've worked with from memory who would listen to this stuff. And I have absolutely no idea why.

What makes coworker music....coworker music, and what artists can be said to release it?

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Chesescake

At first I thought it mean like... lounge music or mall music. Like those tropical soft drop and Zedd top 10 hits featuring female vocals.

Til I play the clip :Cautious:

Oh my gawd :Cautious: :Cautious:

Like :Cautious:

What? :Cautious: :Cautious: :Cautious:

Isn't it mean music that safe and bland like air and water that you can basically play it at everywhere? :Cautious: :Cautious:

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Just now, Chesescake said:

Isn't it mean music that safe and bland like air and water that you can basically play it at everywhere? :Cautious:

I think it means....the kind of people you only ever come across at work who listen to such abominably poor music like this and they don't find it offensive or basic in any way :bradley: Which is so funny to me because like I say I've worked with many people like this. The fact that it's a phenomenon is hilarious

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Chesescake
4 minutes ago, onTheBrink said:

I think it means....the kind of people you only ever come across at work who listen to such abominably poor music like this and they don't find it offensive or basic in any way :bradley: Which is so funny to me because like I say I've worked with many people like this. The fact that it's a phenomenon is hilarious

...Wow.

:triggered: :triggered: :triggered: :triggered:

Awkward Smile GIF - -- --< ( what the fck? )

:triggered: :triggered: :triggered: :triggered:

Like, that's...

...Wow.

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DESTROY UR DISEASE

Well that is... v e r y  interesting kind of music presented tonight :bear: never even thought of labelling it as "coworker music"

I can smell your sickness I can...
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Yeah this ain't co-worker music.

Ed Sheeran is co-worker music.

Becky Hill is co-worker music.

Coldplay is the originator of co-worker music.

The gays know how to party
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Junko Enoshima

Defo not coworker music but oh god someone delete this immediately :toofunny:what have my ears been through…

My boobs are hopelessly huge
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NemoMyName

Being honest, music as a joke, it's fine, there's some people who unironically like to hear parody or funny quirky songs during work time (i had a co-worked that played school of rock original songs at least twice a week on speakers :cryga:), but his face is so ****ing annoying that removes all the joke from the lyrics and "genre mix" stuff making it awful and cringe af

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PartySick
10 hours ago, Chesescake said:

At first I thought it mean like... lounge music or mall music. Like those tropical soft drop and Zedd top 10 hits featuring female vocals.

Til I play the clip :Cautious:

Oh my gawd :Cautious: :Cautious:

Like :Cautious:

What? :Cautious: :Cautious: :Cautious:

Isn't it mean music that safe and bland like air and water that you can basically play it at everywhere? :Cautious: :Cautious:

 

10 hours ago, onTheBrink said:

I think it means....the kind of people you only ever come across at work who listen to such abominably poor music like this and they don't find it offensive or basic in any way :bradley: Which is so funny to me because like I say I've worked with many people like this. The fact that it's a phenomenon is hilarious

It's NPC music. Mr. "Hi, how are ya?" listens to it.

This man

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No real person listens to music like this :giveup:

Whimsical bitch
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I guess I’m lucky to work with all sorts of different personalities. In my team alone, this is what my immediate coworkers listen to each (that I know):

50 yo mom: BTS and other Kpop

30s bro: Dubstep and other electronic music

30s mom: Metal

30s mom: Country 

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NewEnglandWitch
38 minutes ago, Juanjo said:

I guess I’m lucky to work with all sorts of different personalities. In my team alone, this is what my immediate coworkers listen to each (that I know):

50 yo mom: BTS and other Kpop

30s bro: Dubstep and other electronic music

30s mom: Metal

30s mom: Country 

Not you confirming my enby status! 😂 I am in all three 30s buckets here lol

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HotLikeMexico
13 hours ago, onTheBrink said:

The whole coworker music discourse with this guy is hilarious to me.

It made me wonder when a piece of music becomes 'coworker music'? Because off the bat I could list at least 10 people I've worked with from memory who would listen to this stuff. And I have absolutely no idea why.

What makes coworker music....coworker music, and what artists can be said to release it?

Why does this sound like the drag race music challenges when the queens have to write their verses. 

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