BlondeQueenOfGGD 25,454 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 When I was growing up in New York, I never felt sexy. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Apple. I remember watching my mother put glitter on her ass every evening like the discreet person she was. I then began to experiment with thongs as a way to make my dreams of being as sexy as my mother become true. It was then that I invented Justin Drew Bieber. I’m so grateful that sexy inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so lonely. They said I was finished, but really, I am so fab. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 25,999 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 When I was growing up in Iceland, I never felt sexy. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Tatcha Indigo Cream. I remember watching my great-aunt put whiskey on her labia every Sunday morning like the bland person she was. I then began to experiment with greeting cards as a way to make my dreams of being as sexy as my great-aunt become true. It was then that I invented Franch Toast. I’m so grateful that Tatcha Indigo Cream inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so indifferent. They said I was vile, but really, I'm beautiful in my way. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 50,769 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: I remember watching my great-aunt put whiskey on her labia every Sunday morning like the bland person she was. Lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlondeQueenOfGGD 25,454 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, dynamite said: Lmao Idk what a labia is, should I Google it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 50,769 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Just now, Justin Drew Bieber said: Idk what a labia is, should I Google it Hint: you don't put a butt plug in it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabylonSaints 5,055 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 When I was growing up in Rome, I never felt talented. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of AT&T. I remember watching my dad put BBQ sauce on his leg every December like the boring person he was. I then began to experiment with massaging lotion as a way to make my dreams of being as talented as my dad become true. It was then that I invented BabylonChristmas. I’m so grateful that AT&T inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so amazed. They said I was disgusting, but really, I'm tired of screaming. This is like Mad Libs gone wild, omg When I was young, I prayed for lightning 🎧 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 25,999 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 25 minutes ago, Justin Drew Bieber said: Idk what a labia is, should I Google it Make sure you turn of "safe search" when you Google it She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlondeQueenOfGGD 25,454 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: Make sure you turn of "safe search" when you Google it I just asked my sister and she made a grossed out face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 41,997 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Justin Drew Bieber said: I just asked my sister and she made a grossed out face Ask your parents - maybe they might know? "Rat Boy's a nasty, trashy, sleazy, classless"- River Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freezie03 957 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 I love how like 90% of these products are just devices Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 123,895 Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Franch Toast said: I remember watching my great-aunt put whiskey on her labia every Sunday morning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 50,769 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, Mer Boy said: Ask your parents - maybe they might know? Just don't ask for a demonstration Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hades 27,980 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 When I was growing up in Neverland, I never felt legendary. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of lollipop. I remember watching my uncle put mascara on his ass cheeks every night like the coc*sicle person he was. I then began to experiment with condoms as a way to make my dreams of being as legendary as my uncle become true. It was then that I invented Hades. I’m so grateful that lollipop inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so ****ed up. They said I was illiterate , but really, im not having fun tonight . This is the worst thing I've seen or read after Lil Nas's boobs tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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