Erotica 34,929 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 A Russian man, Razumilov, claims that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone. The coins were sent with a message he interpreted as "don't judge before trying". “I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” “I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” Razumilov accused Apple of “manipulatively pushing me toward homosexuality,” which caused him “moral suffering and harm to mental health,” in his 1 million ruble ($15,300) complaint. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/10/02/russian-iphone-user-sues-apple-for-turning-him-gay-a67564 I can't with the stupidity Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLife 17,019 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 this guy is suing Apple for giving him a long-term relationship he doesn't appreciate and I can't even get a date off tinder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 30,860 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Oh god, just pay him, he has a point. I was turned gay by an easy bake oven. I was a masc stud until I got my easy-bake and became a hot little cupcake b*tch for all my brothers friends. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOLANTIS 16,504 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bellatrix said: “I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” Which iOS update was this because I have to sue Apple they clearly skipped this update for my phone. I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Prince 109,683 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 “A Russian man” is all I had to read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 30,860 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Just now, Morphine Prince said: “A Russian man” is all I had to read. it's like seeing "a Florida man" i get it. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Music 20,540 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Pop Music and Lady Gaga forever! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagaxsebert 5,804 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Wait so you can sue for having a “steady boyfriend”. No I can’t get a case edit: never mind steady just a boyfriend Used to be HighRoad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusel 1,111 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I read this earlier and it's a damn mess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zander 14,944 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Once you go gay it ain’t going away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 39 minutes ago, Bonkers said: became a hot little cupcake b*tch for all my brothers friends. Sounds like a fantasy I used to have Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemondeduerl 3,239 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 OMG people are gay because they love sucking **** not because apple. That's an excuse for explain his homophobic friends and family he hooked up with a guy at the club :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo 8,133 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I stopped reading after "a russian..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,710 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm about to sue Apple honestly - like what the hell, I bought a f***ing iMac and they still haven't hooked me up with a husband It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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