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A Russian man, Razumilov, claims that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone. The coins were sent with a message he interpreted as "don't judge before trying".

“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” 

“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” 

Razumilov accused Apple of “manipulatively pushing me toward homosexuality,” which caused him “moral suffering and harm to mental health,” in his 1 million ruble ($15,300) complaint.

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/10/02/russian-iphone-user-sues-apple-for-turning-him-gay-a67564


I can't with the stupidity :air: 

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PoshLife

this guy is suing Apple for giving him a long-term relationship he doesn't appreciate and I can't even get a date off tinder :smh: 

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Bonkers

Oh god, just pay him, he has a point. I was turned gay by an easy bake oven.  :neyde: I was a masc stud until I got my easy-bake and became a hot little cupcake b*tch for all my brothers friends.

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VOLANTIS
4 minutes ago, Bellatrix said:

“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” 

Which iOS update was this because I have to sue Apple they clearly skipped this update for my phone. :grr:

I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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Morphine Prince

“A Russian man” is all I had to read. 

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Bonkers
Just now, Morphine Prince said:

“A Russian man” is all I had to read. 

it's like seeing "a Florida man"  i get it.

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GovernmentWarrior

Wait so you can sue for having a “steady boyfriend”. No I can’t get a case :oops:

edit: never mind steady just a boyfriend :messga:

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Zander

Once you go gay it ain’t going away. :vegas:

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Marilyn MonHoe
39 minutes ago, Bonkers said:

became a hot little cupcake b*tch for all my brothers friends.

Sounds like a fantasy I used to have :lolly:

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Lemondeduerl

OMG people are gay because they love sucking **** not because apple. That's an excuse for explain his homophobic friends and family he hooked up with a guy at the club

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CautiousLurker

I'm about to sue Apple honestly - like what the hell, I bought a f***ing iMac and they still haven't hooked me up with a husband :bradley:

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