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If Gaga competed on RPDR


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Jose P

I just rewatched RPDR’s Gaga episode and I was wondering: what if Gaga were a drag queen and competed on the show?

I think she’d do well. She can perform, she can act, she can write, she’s got great fashion taste. What I don’t know is if Gaga can sew, so I have no idea how she will do at a design challenge but at least she might definitely design something stunning. So...thoughts?

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gagzus

i'm sure i saw a (rather annoying) youtuber make a video about this and one for Xtina too and i think he said not very far.

But imo she'd get far on performance but her own taste is questionable, her clothes from 2008-2012 were hit and miss in the realm of taste and that's when she had a GOOD stylist's input. In recent years her personal style is kinda lazy and she wears bought and paid for fashion, even her avant-garde outfits post BTW weren't custom, her gowns were though. She'd have a beautiful finale look i'm sure and her personal makeup skills aren't good, sis wears SPF 25 makeup at NIGHT when she does her own and it always looks messy.

So i'd say she'd be middle of the season out?

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BOMSHELL

She wouldn’t get involved in those petty embarrassing quarrels they orchestrate :hor:

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Stephen

Tbh I’ve always wondered what if they did a RPDR for pop stars. Like put a bunch of girls in there - Dua Lipa, Ariana, Selena, Billie Eillish, Ava Max, idk whoever else. Gotta put some stinkers in there. And they compete to see who’s the best pop star :air: Challenge include choreography, live vocals, music video, photo shoot , song writing etc. The DRAMA omg

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Miel

Oh, what an interesting question! Sometimes I see Gaga herself as a bio queen, but if I had to put her specifically within the competitive confines of RuPaul's Drag Race (and not just drag culture in general), it'd be very interesting.

For one, she is the highly anticipated season 9 returnee, New Jersey twink Ronnie. Most probably one of the popular "skinny, blonde, white" troupe of recent Queens, whether we like it or not.

Things Gaga might excel at

-scripted acting/comedy challenges (hello Oscar nomination lmao)

-improvised acting/comedy challenges (sue me, I think she can be very funny at times when uncalled for)

-choreographed dance routines (hip this, hip that, she could still handle I'm sure)

-group design challenges, like the Club Challenge in AS4 (she has a great eye, and knows her references)

-Talent Show (we stan somebody with talent)

Things Gaga might fail at

-design challenges (even if she can sew basics, I don't know if she can turn a high-level look like some polished Queens)

-group leader-based acting/comedy challenges (we know Miss Gagi can be controlling, so this can be a 50/50 of it turning out incredible, or an absolute sh*tshow like the "Mariah Diva Worship" group)

-lip-syncing (Gaga is a great performer, but she might pull a Charlie and be like "I sing live" and not be great at emoting a song that isn't her own)

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I think, with the right circumstances and the right storyline (I know for damn sure these editors are looking to fill "Reality TV narratives"), Gaga could make it to... maybe within the realm of top 8, or higher? I think she could be praised for her talents and skill and overall looks, but be criticized for relying on looks and personality.

My guess would be a combo of Courtney Act (polished, talented), Jinkx Monsoon (talented, kooky), and Yvie Oddly (super quirky artsy kid). Who knows? Maybe she's secretly a Tyra/Raven I-

3 points in and ready for more
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Daneek
15 minutes ago, Steve Nasty said:

Tbh I’ve always wondered what if they did a RPDR for pop stars. Like put a bunch of girls in there - Dua Lipa, Ariana, Selena, Billie Eillish, Ava Max, idk whoever else. Gotta put some stinkers in there. And they compete to see who’s the best pop star :air: Challenge include choreography, live vocals, music video, photo shoot , song writing etc. The DRAMA omg

i'm here for that idea :vegas:

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lifeasgeorge

gaga would STOMP on all the current girls tbh. 

the real question is can gaga do a death drop?? :ladyhaha:

live and let live
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lifeasgeorge
21 minutes ago, Steve Nasty said:

Tbh I’ve always wondered what if they did a RPDR for pop stars. Like put a bunch of girls in there - Dua Lipa, Ariana, Selena, Billie Eillish, Ava Max, idk whoever else. Gotta put some stinkers in there. And they compete to see who’s the best pop star :air: Challenge include choreography, live vocals, music video, photo shoot , song writing etc. The DRAMA omg

this would be the best thing ever omg. it would be such a pop culture moment and the stans would go crazy when their queens flop in the challenges. UGH a gay could dream. 

omg rethinking it's basically the Hunger Games of pop girls :air: i would LIVE

live and let live
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Daneek
Just now, lifeasgeorge said:

gaga would STOMP on all the current girls tbh. 

the real question is can gaga do a death drop?? :ladyhaha:

happy day GIFwe almost there :derpga:

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Stephen
Just now, lifeasgeorge said:

this would be the best thing ever omg. it would be such a pop culture moment and the stans would go crazy when their queens flop in the challenges. UGH a gay could dream. 

Right LMFAO the draggings that would ensue when your fave is eliminated :toofunny: 

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Miracle

Those saying who Gaga wouldn't win surprise me. 

You know they'd immediately crown anyone with such performance and vocals skills. But I think they would eventually make her quit and come back for another season about fibro

Bob and Jinkx won and ****ed up on design challenges. 

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