Create most ridiculous super bowl

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Sleeping with Gaga 2.0

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On 11/13/2016 at 8:35 PM, Dutch said:

 

I WANT AN ALBUM WITH THIS VIBE. IT WOULD SLAY MY LIFE.

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She performs ARTPOP Act 2

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16 hours ago, Delusional Aura said:

She sings Imagine by John Lennon, bashing Americans while at it. Then she performs till it happens to you with Tony Bennett and James Corden as her backup singers 'cause we all know she can't afford professionals on that indie budget. Then, leaves the stage while the telephone music video plays for the rest of the set.  

How is Tony Bennett not a professional?! lol

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52 minutes ago, AlexanderLevi2 said:

How is Tony Bennett not a professional?! lol

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2 hours ago, Delusional Aura said:

He's regarded as one of the most iconic musicians of his times.

I hope you are joking lol

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10 minutes ago, AlexanderLevi2 said:

He's regarded as one of the most iconic musicians of his times.

I hope you are joking lol

I was . I'm delusional so cut me some slack bro 

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Ok Here We Go:

1. Jewels N' Drugs

2. Cake Like Lady GaGa

3. Ratchet audio while gaga does on stage costume change

4. Till It Happens To You

5. Money Honey (acoustic)

6. Paper Gangsta (acoustic)

7. Anything Goes

8. Government Hooker

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1 minute ago, redhoodieslime said:

Ok Here We Go:

1. Jewels N' Drugs

2. Cake Like Lady GaGa

3. Ratchet audio while gaga does on stage costume change

4. Till It Happens To You

5. Money Honey (acoustic)

6. Paper Gangsta (acoustic)

7. Anything Goes

8. Government Hooker

So Lady GaGa arrives in a formal suit and sings Born This Way chorus, and then gets joined by T.I, Too Small and Twista and "sings" Jewels N' Drugs, while Lady GaGa takes off the suit to show YOU AINT GETTING AN ALBUM IN 3 YEARS LITTLE MONSTERS!! shirt. And then falls into a cake and raps Cake Like Lady GaGa while Tony Bennet pole dances. Cake is explodes at the end. Then similar to the artrave she will do costume change live with Ratchet, while Tony keeps pole dancing. And then parts of the DWUW MV comes out (the intro part that got leaked.) And after lady gaga gets into a outfit made of newspapers saying JOANNE ERA IS OVER, she performs the dwuw mv scene with r. kelly live while singing Till It Happens To You (so ironic.)  And then she gets up and performs super slow Money Honey and Paper Gangsta on a piano while dancers dance to the original beat of the songs. And then Tony comes back and performs anything goes (dance remix) while dancing on the piano until the piano "explodes." And then she gets on a concrete platform in a similar fashion Katy did for her firework performance. And then the ball flies and GaGa kisses Left Shark while singing an opera version of Government Hooker. And then at the end she burns the joanne hat in the fire and runs off.

(PLZ DONT TAKE SRSLY, ITZ A JOKE)

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Halftime show opens with Scheisse, full choreography, she's even brought the BTW ball set so she can kill Mother Goat with her disco stick, scream in fake-German, and decline the steps.

Gaga climbs onto a mechanical football player and sings Swine, in the middle she screams "f.uck you pop music, this is our superbowl, free yourself, FOOTBALL!" then the beat drops.

She climbs down from the football player and immediately transitions into a 15 minute extended rendition of Angel Down, just her and the piano.

Gaga jumps up and announces her new single and starts to sing it "ma ma, pa pa pa, perfect illusion"

She then sings the national anthem exactly like she did last time, before sinking into the stage.

Everyone thinks she's finished her set.

Short interlude of Cake Like Lady Gaga.

Act II begins:

Lady Gaga re-emerges on the stage wearing nothing but two pink, mini, Joanne hats covering her boobs and a strip of denim between her legs just covering her pussay and butthole.

Begins performing a medley of Heavy Metal Lover, Speechless, Applause, Grigio Girls, Sexxx Dreams, and Jewels & Drugs, at which point Twist, T.I and Too Short rise out of the stage. 

J&D ends, the rappers sink back into the stage, and Government Hooker begins. Gaga climbs upon a motorcycle that looks like Hillary Clinton bent over and sits on her face. Amanda jumps on, stradles Gaga, and starts thrusting at her. The vehicle stops in front of a desk with Donald Trump sitting at it, she strip-teases on the desk for a while, bends down and gets a gun from behind the desk... "as long as you pay me" the music cuts out... "Hraaagh" she shoots him. "ow, I'm gonna drink my tears tonight" ... "Welcome to the Superbowl" she shoots into the castle doors and runs away.

She re-emerges and the set finishes with Telephone featuring Britney Spears lip syncing Beyonce's part and doing half-assed choreography.

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unrecognizableGa alienating and creeping the audience

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*trump appears to introduce gagas performance*

*gaga arrives in volantis*

*gaga lands volantis on trump*

*trump dies*

and all is well in the world 

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Guest stars are Lady Starlight, Alaska Thunder****, Tony, Flo Rida, Kendrick Lamar and Beyoncé.
 It all starts with Starlight performing some heavy metal songs remixed, then with "Closer" by chainsmokers playin Gaga comes to the stage with Alaska and they sing Queen of Snakes (a new song from them) and I Look ****ing Cool (only the YA parts). Then Tony comes in and he, Gaga and Alaska sing Bang Bang with David Guetta instrumental. After that, Gaga stays in the stage, sings Again Again in the piano and Starstrukk follows that (still on piano). After a dramatic pause, Flo Rida comes in and sings his part of the song. Gaga sings a cover of She's Not Me by Madonna and Kencrick Lamar comes in stage and they sing "Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe", after that, Beyoncé comes in and the Telephone first tunes hit the crowd, but then they sing Hey Girl together and both leave the stage.