Hyperballad 4,307 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Here we go again with my flop threads! Brown Eyes- She's obsessed with a mormon boy in school who doesn't know who she is. She has a cardboard cutout of him and takes it everywhere. She made a cardboard cutout of his new girlfriend after she found out, then put the two of them together in bed and walked out the room, then came back into the room and started crying because the cardboard cheated on her. She's Coo-Coo for CoCo Puffs. Her hobbies are painting her hamster brown and making sucky GarageBand songs Speechless- She's the strong sad girl who everyone loves and cares about. She stays tough during school and is to emotional. She once cried for 12 hours straight because she accidently stepped on her cat's paw. She also once cried because the McDonald's McFlurry machine was broken. Her hobbies are painting pictures of dead frogs and playing 'Interegation' with her 2 stuffed animals 'Clyde' and 'Bubbles'. She was checked into a mental hospital for duct-taping a stuffed animal and cutting it open then, throwing the stuffing into the fire while reading the Bible upside down Dope- Nobody has seen her since she dropped out of High School. But, you can typically find her behind a KFC selling weed to 16 year olds. Her hobbies are smoking weed in the dumpster and painting her teeth yellow with a Yellow Crayola Marker Joanne- Her life is sad, but we all love her. She serves elegance and grace Million Reasons- She's a future hit and she serves full time as a 'Straight Redneck Trapper' she goes on straight shows like SNL and James Corden and delivers her groundbreaking vocals and 'country style' music. Once they watch her, the straights are then actived and controlled to buy 'Million Reasons' on iTunes and promote ha on they're homophobic Trump supporting FaceBook pages. There are a Million Reasons why she's better than you Angel Down- Political activist, BLM supporter and gay rights activist. Her life is deep and sad, she's full of madness, rage and dreadful, sad memories. She goes to Church everyday and performs 'Amazing Grace'. She's plain special Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo GagaGaga 6,541 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 these are like oddly specific, do you need to talk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,307 Posted November 5, 2016 Author Share Posted November 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Yo GagaGaga said: these are like oddly specific, do you need to talk Your opinion is irrelevant and therefore has no place here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 17,456 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 amazing. keeping this for inspiration Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarstruckIllusion 52,473 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 DOPE AND SPEECHLESS I'M SCREAMING ASFJSGJRHKUHFF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuri 21,636 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Aren't Eh, Eh, Till It Happens To You, and The Edge Of Glory ballads as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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