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But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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I'mma work hard, that's my thesis
This beat is the sh*t, feces

Will.I.Am. - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)

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I woke up in the morning
Hard like morning wood in the morning

Will.I.Am. - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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1 minute ago, adammonroe said:

Tbh, just listen to Jewels N Drugs. :rip:

"I think you should shut up and sit down" :derpga:

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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"I'm in love with the coco, i got it for the low low:green:

I'm In Love With The Coco by O.T Genasis

 

Lady Gaga/ Madonna/Lana /Azealia Banks/ Jazmine Sullivan/ DEEE-LITE/ Moko
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Dangerous Man

I love Iggy but

you'll never catch your Adam without Eve

you'll never catch your Blue without Steve5

:rip:

PS: It's the rap bridge of Kingdom Come

"A little less conversation and a little more touch my body."
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TEANUS

Sorry, but a lot of Iggy's lyrics are :neyde:

British social ladies with upturned pinkies, glasses clinking // xoxoTEANUS
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Haroon

I love the song Truffle Butter but Lil Wayne's verse kinda ruins it for me :rip: I mean I've gotten used to it so it became listenable eventually but I'm just not a fan of the way he raps it or the lyrics, especially after Drake's and Nicki's verses that I actually like quite a lot :noparty: 

Uh, thinkin' out loud
I could be broke and keep a million dollar smile
LOL to the bank checkin' my account
Bank teller flirtin' after checkin' my account
Pretty ladies, are you here? Truffle butter on your p---y
Cuddle buddies on the low
You ain't gotta tell your friend that I eat it in the morning
Cause she gonna say "I know"
Can I hit it in the bathroom? Put your hands on the toilet
I put one leg on the tub
Girl, that's my new dance move, I just don't know what to call it
But b---h you dancing with the stars
I ain't nothin' like your last dude, what's his name? Not important
I bought some c-----e if you snortin'
And she became a vacuum, put it on my dick like carpet
Suck the white off white chocolate

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