Ed Sheeran's crazy interview(Katy Perry, p0rn and much more)

[Serendipity 7,821]

On straight up rejecting Katy Perry:

"She came up to me after the Grammys....cause I've never won a Grammy....I lost my sixth this year…and she came up to me and said she lost 13 so don't worry about it and then asked if I wanted to smell her armpit". He declined. 

On not "eating the booty", described in a deeply disturbing way:

"I don't do the sucking the farts out [...] It's a bit odd."

Elton John occasionally sends him ****:

"He runs the management company I am signed to and I got to U.S. customs, this was about two years ago, and I had 17 new emails from him. I was like, 'this might be quite important,' and I clicked on one of them and it was a girl bent over and, like, a catapult with, like, a ball and they fire it in."

 

On why he has zero plans to hook up with Taylor Swift:

"Too tall. I don't know man, I feel like we look like castmembers of The Hobbit. She's like in the elven kingdom, she's like you know hanging out with Galadriel and stuff, and I've got hairy feet."

The revelation that he's only watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians once. Suuure. 

"I did watch the the Kardashians once. I actually enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It was the one where Kanye has that song 'Awesome'."

On growing up and not exactly being popular with girls:

"I was a weird kid. [...] I was odd. But I think God looked down at some point and said, "You need some help getting laid. Here is a guitar. Go forth, my son." 

 

 

 

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I never thought of him for a dirty guy

Katy and her armpit

Booty and Sir Elton

 

What an interview

[Alii 2,039]

Katy has an armpit fetish? I've always known she is kinky.

[Stephen 30,423]

omfg what 

[GagaMyBlood95 9,915]

Omg at Katy 

[Bat 6,162]

Ugh it irritates me that he talks about other celebs so much. Especially Taylor, like almost every interview he says something about TayTay.

[LoveandMagic 1,731]

I laughed. I cried. Then I laughed again. 

[LetsGetHigh 52,683]

Katy sis...  

[JustPokeHerFace 2,564]

"It's going to be okay. I mean I've lost double the amount of these you have. Now would you like to sniff this bad boy?"

"Ummmmmmm..."

[VOLANTIS 16,406]

Demi Lovato at Gaga = Me at Katy

 

[Bad Bromance 5,809]

Eww, how gross!!  I never pictured Katy for having such a nasty fetish.  Well, I don't know for a fact it's a fetish but it's just........... gross.  

[Serendipity 7,821]

Demi Lovato at Gaga = Me at Katy

 

​Nailed it sis

[super ultra 878]

whattttt I'm not a fan of him but seriously what was this interview  amazing 

[Haroon 49,685]

"You didn't win a Grammy but you won a chance to smell my armpit  " 

Oh Katy  

[Vernier 3,786]

The most normal thing in that interview being that he only watched KUWTK once

[Alfonso 1,550]

omfg what 

​this