One Five Ten 70 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 This article was too funny, so I'm posting it. Preorder an iPhone 6 with a pink diamond for $48.5 million Why would you pay $4,500 to preorder a 24-karat-gold iPhone 6 when you could pay $48.5 million to preorder a rose-gold iPhone 6 with a honking pink diamond on the back? All your friends who smugly show off their plebeian Brikk gold iPhones will be envious beyond belief when you whip out your diamond-encrusted Falcon iPhone and flash the stunning radiant-cut diamond at them as you take a call. If the rose gold doesn't appeal to your expensive sensibilities, then you can buy the same phone with either a platinum or 24-karat-gold coating for the same price. Naturally, you will also want to buy the matching $300,000 earpods. These wonders come courtesy of Falcon, a US luxury brand that's offering increasingly absurdly priced bling versions of the iPhone 6 before the flagship smartphone has even been announced. Speculation is running rampant that Apple might unveil an iPhone 6 with a scratch-proof sapphire screen at its special event on September 9. More recently, some a--lysts have been downplaying the idea, saying the feature won't be found on the new crop of iPhones. Don't worry, you can still be one of the first to have a sapphire iPhone. Falcon offers an iPhone 6 with a blue sapphire on the back for a mere $4.75 million, you cheapskate. Falcon's Bespoke collection includes your choice of a black diamond, sapphire, emerald-cut diamond, emerald, or Burmese ruby. These aren't subtle stones. They're massive rocks designed to draw the eye of everyone around you. The Bespoke collection, which tops out at $4.75 million, is the company's second string. The top-of-the-line phones are found in the SuperNova collection, which starts at $32.5 million for a blue diamond, steps up to $42.5 million for an orange diamond, and then reaches a pinnacle of excess with the pink diamond. Falcon requires a 50 percent deposit when you order your phone and says your blingy-bling-bling version will ship to you within 10 weeks of the iPhone 6's official release. This wait shouldn't be a problem, since you're obviously wealthy enough to buy yourself a 10-pack of regular iPhone 6'es to tide you over until your real phone arrives. There's no word on what Gazelle might offer you in trade-in value for your Falcon SuperNova iPhone 6 next year when the iPhone 7 is announced., but you could always just pry off the pink diamond and super-glue it to your next phone. http://www.cnet.com/news/preorder-an-iphone-6-with-a-pink-diamond-for-48-5-million/ :thirst: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry 2,374 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essence 244 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Sounds like a bargain to me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara 1,144 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 OMG, how would you even USE that in public without fear of someone trying to mug you or KILL you for it???I guess someone with that much money is never in public! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDisick 1 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 theyre crazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,143 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 hmmm, I'd rather wait. Of I want some ice, I'll buy a custom Cartier or something. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Boo Boo 203 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 You never know,those Apple fanbois,they'll buy anything. :oops: A dolla makes me holla!💰💵💸 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByeBye49 161 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I'll buy the rip off, plastic version thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray of Light 8,134 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 An ARTPOP Zone tea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORE COWBELL 26 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 My $30 dollar phone says "no" We actually have a special bond, I called it Sheila, it's my best friend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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