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GagaMyBlood95

I hope you're joking?

 

This is like the same thing as : OMG GAGA IS WEARING HEELS AND EVERYONE ELSE WEARS THEM TOO!

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SMILE2NE1

Ummmm, ARTPOP should've been a surprise like Beyonce, but Gaga has failed to shock in a long time

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gagaconvert

100% agreed.

 

In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented b---hes.

Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.

And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.

And then she said, let there be homos-xuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas†played in the background.

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born.

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.

 

Lady Gaga does not copy, steal, nor do other pop artists influence her. Although she created pop music, pop music itself is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.

 

 

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...that is literally one of the funniest things I have EVER read though, OMG  :deadbanana:

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