My Little Phoney 658 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 http://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/17766/1/lady-gaga-ARTPOP Review: Pop goes rogue with odes to shagging, Donatella shout-outs and bad rapping – we unpick the best moments. On November 11, Lady Gaga will release her fourth album ARTPOP. Trailed by the divisive "Applause" and new single "Do What U Want", it's a vibrant, often exciting, occasionally cringey but never boring listen, teaming the warehouse-sized industrial clank of Born This Way (2011) with the pop thrills of The Fame Monster (2009). Read our first impressions below. "Applause" was a red herring Unlike lead single "Applause", ARTPOP is not an album about what it's like to be Lady Gaga. There are flashes of that in the second single ("do what u want with my body, world") and buzz track "Aura", but overall you forget that this is supposed to be the polemical "reverse Warholian expedition" that Gaga initially promised. With the right single choices, ARTPOP could make Lady Gaga today's biggest popstar again, as well as the strangest – which she has been all along. The hits Gaga's last album Born This Way was grandly ambitious in scope and message, but aside from "Judas", "The Edge of Glory" and deep cut "Scheiße", it was relatively bangers-free. At 15 songs ARTPOP is similarly sprawling, but with a higher quota of inventive radio-hits-in-waiting. "Sexxx Dreams", "MANiCURE" and "Gypsy" sound like bonafide platinum-plated top 40 threats, and the robot s-x jam "G.U.Y" is perhaps the best new discovery, with its gloriously loopy "Bad Romance" part 2 lyrics ("I wanna be the grave and earth you!", "please retweet!") and a ridiculously catchy Kylie-ish chorus. The misses "Venus" was planned as the second ARTPOP single until "Do What U Want" – originally a buzz track – shot to number one in 64 countries. The two were swiftly flip-flopped, "Do What U Want" acquired 'single status' – and thank goodness. "Venus" is a constellation of strong hooks that don't quite mesh, feels like an attempt to do the eight-choruses trademark of UK production team Xenomania in their work for Girls Aloud (and, as Arcadey blog noted, a trend in this year's weirder K-Pop). And you could quite happily do away with "Donatella", "Mary Jane Holland" and "Fashion!" – EDM bangers that mash up current pop trends rather than tearing them a new one. "Swine", which felt so good at the iTunes festival with bungeeing pigs in radiation suits, doesn't quite find its feet here either, lost in a 4/4 thud. "I can't speak German but I try" "Gypsy" is an arms-aloft, Madeon-produced stonker in the vein of every euphoric Heaven floorfiller from "Your Disco Needs You" to "Song for the Lonely" to "The Edge of Glory". The best lyric on the entire album comes 3 minutes and 52 seconds in – "I don't speak German but I try" – referencing the mental, screeching fake-German opening to Born This Way track "Scheiße". On the Born This Way Ball, she changed that song's opening in every city ("I can't speak Lithuanian but I can if you like!"), and "Gypsy" crackles with pan-global synth lifts and autotuned ad-libs like J-Pop heroines Perfume. "There's good *** in the passenger seat" Thanks to Too $hort for this tender image of Gaga's private parts in "Jewels n' Drugs", a hip hop experiment which also features T.I. and Twista. "Don't want your money, want your love", Gaga spits over trap stutters in the vein of last year's oddity "Cake Like Lady Gaga". It could be fun, but it all feels a little calculated and cold. "I'm a little bit of a b---h" It's true! In "Donatella", Gaga channels the spirit of Courtney Stodden, Paris Hilton and Kim K in a campy satire of the fashion industry. With all the nuance of "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich", she speak-raps "Walk down the runway but don't puke... you just had a salad today". As someone that has spoken out about her own struggles with eating disorders, it seems a slightly disingenuous turn for Gaga, especially as self-empowerment was a central tenet of her multi-million-dollar-grossing Born This Way Ball. All s-x, no "art" When ARTPOP launched, Gaga proclaimed it a "reverse Warholian expedition", so it's a surprise – and perhaps a relief – that tracks 2-7 are straight-up about shagging. Where are all the wedged-in references to Candy Darling, Chelsea Girls and peelable banana artwork? We were at least expecting a line like "I wanna stare at your Empire State for hours". Love games Lady Gaga likes to recieve a disco stick "face up", apparently. "G.U.Y" (short for 'Girl Under You') is packed with amazing single-entendres like "I don't need to be on top" and "I wanna be the G.U.Y!" as it donks along with an industrial-pop/piano house sashay. Admittedly "I wanna be the girl under you that makes you cry" sounds like you might wake up the next day with a rash, but this pop wonder should have been the lead single. In Gaga we trust If this album were 10 songs long and Twista hadn't been allowed within a 100-metre radius, we'd probably be calling this the pop album of the year. As it is, it's an album with five excellent tracks, four solid deep cuts, and a few misfires. Inevitably, ARTPOP will be compared to Katy Perry's cautious Prism and Miley Cyrus' uneven Bangerz, and in the main it triumphs with its monster hooks, sheer conviction, and genuine out-of-the-box oddness. She's still the most interesting pop star we have. Preorder ARTPOP here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady 748 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Love this review! Of course there are things I don't agree with, but also many things I do agree with :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANGT 4,954 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 this bothers me on so many levels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus de Artpop 0 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Cautious PRISM? What's cautious about PRISM? but besides that slay queen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaMyBlood95 9,887 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I think it's a very nice review, I mean they see the context and the structure of the album and that's good! However, there are some things I highly disagree but oh well.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bt1 5,213 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Lol. The review is so uninteresting that I stop read it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus de Artpop 0 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Donatella reminds me of Paparazzi imo, it could be a hit. Fashion! = Gaga's Get Lucky tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,379 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I agree with most of this. Not surprising, since D&C is my favorite magazine Still, why didn't they mention the genius that is Dope Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bye 3,947 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Trashing Venus, MJH, and Donatella? 3 of the best? And not mentioning the best of the best that is Dope? Flop review tbh At least it's a positive one and it seems they stanned for BTW as well :Gaga: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYPERCRUSH 42 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I think it's a very nice review, I mean they see the context and the structure of the album and that's good! However, there are some things I highly disagree but oh well.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagaxuan 999 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 POSTIVE REVIEW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester 6,280 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I agree there's too much s-x on ARTPOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady 748 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I agree there's too much s-x on ARTPOP There is no such thing as too much s-x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodichard 3,757 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Totally agree that GUY should have been the lead. It would have done amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox People 2 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 And you could quite happily do away with "Donatella", "Mary Jane Holland" and "Fashion!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Featured Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.