Peppa makes fun of Taylor's Pitchfork review

[Rahrahbitchson 18,029]

American businesswoman Taylor Swift has just released her new album called "The Tortured Poets Department" breaking records left and right, the 34-year-old queen of multiple album variants has received mixed to positive reviews and Pitchfork decided to give the album 6.0 points on their review, this places it below the pediatric icon "Peppa Pig"

This did not go unnoticed by the 4 year old pork; the pink swine decided to post a picture comparing both reviews.

It seems that the battle between these two to reach the children's audience with their lyrics has barely begun.

Which album do you think is better?

[RainingOnMe 7,276]

This would've been funny if it wasn't fake.

[Westerosi 2,019]

I just think that with genocidal war criminals escaping accountability and justice, fascist agendas becoming mainstream all over the world, and the consistent and terrifying reality that technology from AI to nuclear warfare could wipe out every beautiful soul on this planet, I just can't bring myself to summon the fashionable amount of hatred for this woman. Arrested development? Sure. Irritating? Often. A real-world problem worthy of flooding my body with stress hormones and neurotoxins? Nope.

[phantasmas 10,291]

But is it better than E.MO.TION by Carly Slay Jepsen 

[Roughhouse Dandy 10,488]

I wish this was real so bad.  I'm cackling

[Rahrahbitchson 18,029]

43 minutes ago, Roughhouse Dandy said:

I wish this was real so bad.  I'm cackling

Oh is this fake? 

[Schizophonic 7,015]

1 hour ago, Westerosi said:

I just think that with genocidal war criminals escaping accountability and justice, fascist agendas becoming mainstream all over the world, and the consistent and terrifying reality that technology from AI to nuclear warfare could wipe out every beautiful soul on this planet, I just can't bring myself to summon the fashionable amount of hatred for this woman. Arrested development? Sure. Irritating? Often. A real-world problem worthy of flooding my body with stress hormones and neurotoxins? Nope.

Whoever lives now in your attic, they might mix something in your food or poison you otherwise. Be careful babes xxx

[Ronk 14,702]

2 hours ago, phantasmas said:

But is it better than E.MO.TION by Carly Slay Jepsen 

Carly's 7.4 was well deserved.

[Whigney Houstan 1,215]

We need more messy music beef...er..uh...pork

[gstring 1,860]

5 hours ago, Westerosi said:

I just think that with genocidal war criminals escaping accountability and justice, fascist agendas becoming mainstream all over the world, and the consistent and terrifying reality that technology from AI to nuclear warfare could wipe out every beautiful soul on this planet, I just can't bring myself to summon the fashionable amount of hatred for this woman. Arrested development? Sure. Irritating? Often. A real-world problem worthy of flooding my body with stress hormones and neurotoxins? Nope.

suddenly i dumb, every single word is incomprehensible

[Anderson123 37,498]

5 hours ago, Rahrahbitchson said:

the 34-year-old queen of multiple album variants

[Westerosi 2,019]

8 hours ago, Schizophonic said:

Whoever lives now in your attic, they might mix something in your food or poison you otherwise. Be careful babes xxx