Create your own Gaga brand endorsement

[PunkTheFunk 123,895]

Create your own brand endorsement Lady Gaga style in just TWO simple steps!

 STEP 1: Pick 15 words using the prompts below. To make this fun, DO NOT read what's in the spoiler, and try not to read any of the other posts in this thread before you pick your words!!!

1) A place (can be any country, city, state, town, etc.)

2) An adjective you would use to describe Lady Gaga.

3) The last product you used including the brand name (e.g. Dell Laptops, Kraft Cheese)

4) An older family member (e.g. father, cousin, grandmother) 

5) A thing that can be found in a bottle or container (e.g. ketchup, makeup)

6) Possessive pronoun for the family member in 4) (e.g. his, her, their)

7) A body part

8) A time of day, day of the week, or month (e.g. morning, Thursday, December)

9) An adjective you would use to describe Shawn Mendes

10) Pronoun for the family member in 4) (e.g. he, she)

11) Plural version of an object that you can find in a shopping mall or department store (e.g. candles)

12) Your GGD username

13) The emotion you would feel if Gaga said she was singing jazz for the rest of her life.

14) An adjective you would use to describe Donald Trump.

15) A line in any Gaga song that starts with "I" or "I'm" 

 STEP 2: Using the words you picked in step 1, fill in the blanks of the paragraph in the spoiler and share your creation!

Spoiler

When I was growing up in ___[1]___, I never felt ___[2]___. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of ___[3]___. I remember watching my ___[4]___ put ___[5]___ on ___[6]___  ___[7]___ every ___[8]___ like the ____[9]____ person ___[10]___ was. I then began to experiment with ___[11]___ as a way to make my dreams of being as ___[2]___ as my ___[4]___ become true. It was then that I invented ___[12]___. I’m so grateful that ___[3]___ inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so ___[13]____. They said I was ___[14]___, but really, ___[15]___. 

 

[Aglaya 8,243]

When I was growing up in Italy, I never felt humble. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Apple IPhone. I remember watching my grandma put water on her chin every January like the sexy person she was. I then began to experiment with clothes as a way to make my dreams of being as humble as my grandma become true. It was then that I invented Aglaya. I’m so grateful that Apple IPhone inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so shocked. They said I was the worst, but really, I was born to be brave. 

 

Why does this feel real 

[Grim 2,195]

When I was growing up in Finland I never felt talented. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Samsung smartphone. I remember watching my grandfather put milk on his  toe every Tuesday like the bland person he was. I then began to experiment with brooms as a way to make my dreams of being as talented as my grandfather become true. It was then that I invented GayPrideUnicorn. I’m so grateful that Samsung smartphone inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so bored. They said I was nasty, but really, I want your disease.

 

[Rat Boy 41,997]

When I was growing up in the Bahamas, I never felt kind. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of dettol. I remember watching my aunty put moisturiser on her elbow every afternoon like the vanilla person she was. I then began to experiment with rat poison as a way to make my dreams of being as  kind as my aunty become true. It was then that I invented Mer Boy. I’m so grateful that dettol inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so fine. They said I was burnt orange, but really, I'm gonna marry the night.

[avalon x 4,107]

When I was growing up in Area 51, I never felt stunning. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Acer Laptops. I remember watching my Mom put mustard on her mouth every night like the pretty cute person she was. I then began to experiment with Sour Candy as a way to make my dreams of being as stunning as my mom become true. It was then that I invented JourneyToAvalon. I’m so grateful that Acer laptops inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so Yaaaassss. They said I was orange, but really, I walk the downtown, hear my sound. 

  

This reminds me of Mad Lib Theater so much, I love it. sksksks

[Jill 28,378]

When I was growing up in New York, I never felt beautiful. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Kleenex. I remember watching my grandma's lover put water on his  bald head every leap year like the hairy person he was. I then began to experiment with sodas as a way to make my dreams of being as beautiful as my grandma's lover become true. It was then that I invented Jill. I’m so grateful that Kleenex inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so . They said I was handsome, but really, I was born this way. 

[Illuminati 15,852]

When I was growing up in Florida, I never felt kind. As I struggled, I discovered the power of Lenovo Laptops. I remember watching my father put perfume on his hip every Friday like the feminine person he was. I then began to experiment with pickled onions as a way to make my dreams of being as kind as my father become true. It was then that I invented Illuminati. I'm so grateful that Lenovo Laptops inspired a bravery in me I didn't know I had. I feel so ready to jump ship for Ava Max or some other fad lookalike. They said I was orange, but really I say that I want it, want it, be free, don't fight it, fight it...

[Bebe 16,989]

When I was growing up in Australia, I never felt creative. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Apple iPhone 12 Pro. I remember watching my Grandad put BBQ Sauce on his d!ck every evening like the hot person he was. I then began to experiment with bubble tea as a way to make my dreams of being as creative as my grandad become true. It was then that I invented Bebe. I’m so grateful that Apple iPhone 12 Pro inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so confused. They said I was fat, but really, I'm a free bit baby.

 

[Rat Boy 41,997]

13 minutes ago, Jill said:

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[TimisaMonster 31,073]

When I was growing up in Boca Raton, Florida, I never felt daring. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Samsung S10+. I remember watching my grandmother put water on her ass crack every full moon like the fruity person she was. I then began to experiment with shoes as a way to make my dreams of being as daring as my grandmother become true. It was then that I invented TimisaMonster. I’m so grateful that Samsung S10+ inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so disappointed. They said I was inhumane, but really, I'm a bitch. 

 

[Freezie03 957]

When I was growing up in New York City, I never felt crazy. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of St. Ives Face Wash. I remember watching my mother put mayonnaise on her breast every November like the overrated person she was. I then began to experiment with lipsticks as a way to make my dreams of being as crazy as my mother become true. It was then that I invented Freezie03. I’m so grateful that St. Ives Face Wash inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so traumatized. They said I was delusional, but really, I'm a Free Woman. 

[Bonkers 28,469]

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[chromatic puzea 9,907]

When I was growing up in the USA, I never felt triconic. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of Pillsbury cookie dough. I remember watching my sister put hot sauce on her elbow every May like the unique person she was. I then began to experiment with hair removal cream as a way to make my dreams of being as triconic as my sister become true. It was then that I invented chromatic puzea. I’m so grateful that pillsbury cookie dough inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so grateful. They said I was delusional, but really, I might not be flawless but you know i've got a diamond heart. 

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[chromatic puzea 9,907]

 

 

20 minutes ago, Freezie03 said:

I remember watching my mother put mayonnaise on her breast every November like the overrated person she was.

21 minutes ago, TimisaMonster said:

I remember watching my grandmother put water on her ass crack every full moon like the fruity person she was. 

 

34 minutes ago, Bebe said:

I remember watching my Grandad put BBQ Sauce on his d!ck every evening like the hot person he was.

 

[KindnessPunk 1,836]

When I was growing up in Malibu, I never felt unique. And as I struggled, I discovered the power of iPad. I remember watching my Mother put water on her arm every morning like the new person she was. I then began to experiment with shirts as a way to make my dreams of being as unique as my Mother become true. It was then that I invented KindnessPunk. I’m so grateful that iPad inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I feel so happy. They said I was scary, but really, I will fly on a challenger across the sky.