Give Pop Stars that don’t have stage names a stage name

[Smother Em Eh 7,131]

Inspired by @dynamite recent thread

 

Give pop girls that don’t have a stage name a stage name! 

- Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift etc.

 

Britney- Miss American Dream

Christina- Xtina (she should just call herself XTINA now, since everyone calls her that for short, it would be a perfect stage name) 

Gwen- Heidi Bombshell

Selena- Estancia Encore

Demi- Double D

Taylor Swift- T- Swizzle

 

Your turn! 

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Smother Em Eh said:

Taylor Swift- T- Swizzle

Already happened 

 

[FlopSlurper 34,336]

7 minutes ago, Smother Em Eh said:

 

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[DC 25,164]

Ava Max - Maxine

Britney Spears - Britney Spears... nevermind.

Selena Gomez - Glow

Melanie Martinez - Michelle

Dolly Parton - Dolly

Taylor Swift - Swish 

Barbara Streisand - Barbie

Ally - Ra Ra B*tch 

[Gimme More 35,392]

Christina Aguilera - Oreo Queen

Demi Lovato - Screech

[That J 12,166]

Britney Spears-Spear B

Christina- XFactor

Demi Lovato- Delusion 

Taylor Swift -Swaylor The Alligator 

Selena Gomez - Mez Pez

Gwen Stefani- Banana Moon Pie

[Varys 30,891]

Lana Del Rey - Elizabeth Woolridge Grant

[Serial Chiller 8,044]

I’m getting heavy ****/stripper name vibes from yall suggestions

[GreenDiamond 6,286]

Shawn Mendez - Hunty 

[Lippoutou 4,569]

Omg it all just sounds like drag queen stage names 

[TropicOfCANCER 6,292]

48 minutes ago, Gimme More said:

Christina Aguilera - Oreo Queen

Demi Lovato - Screech

Britney - Braindead

[Gimme More 35,392]

2 minutes ago, TropicOfCANCER said:

Britney - Braindead

[littlepotter 75,147]

these are literally drag names

[Economy 49,833]

On a related note when I was young I had a stage name for myself in case I got famous "Jay-Z" cuz my name is Jesse so I got the Jay part for short and thought the Z would add a cool vibe

 

Then I found out someone really big already had that

[Ronk 14,762]

Don't forget Madonna.

How about "Material Girl" for her.