Gaga Pregnancy: Now or Later?

[PunkTheFunk 123,177]

Do you think Gaga's going to get pregnant and have a baby before her prison sentence I mean residency starts, or after it? 

Allow me to present two scenarios:

Baby Now

The residency starts exactly a year from now. This gives her baby enough time to have a 9-month residency in her uterus, and Gaga enough time to recover (2-3 months). She doesn't have anything else planned this year other than the JWT dates in Jan/Feb and some minimal ASIB promotion, so she has plenty of time to lay back in her chair and find another way to make $100 million.

Having a residency in Vegas will provide some much-needed stability for the new mother: she can nurse Christian Carino Jr. all morning and afternoon, spend 5-6 hours a night rehearsing and performing while Nanny Campbell takes over, and then return to her luxury duplex at 2am to heat up a can of Joanne Trattoria Bolognesa Baby Formula, or change a custom Versace diaper.

She could also be in the early stages of her pregnancy right now and none of us would even know it. For example, here's Rita Ora, three months pregnant with her twins:

Baby Later: 

It's December 2020: the residency is finished. Everything went well: she released LG6 to much critical and commercial acclaim, jump started Vegas's tourism industry, and in her free time found the crucial piece of evidence in the Russia investigation needed to impeach Trump.

She's been freed from the basement of MGM Park Theater and sees sunlight for the first time in two years. What's the first thing she does? She posts on Instagram. 

"These past 2 years just flew by!!!!  💝Thank you to my #fans for such an amazing, life-changing #experience. It was so great to see all of your wallets I mean faces. I'm ready now to do the one thing I've really been dreaming about: starting a family with the love of my life."

Her pregnancy is announced in March 2021, and she disappears from the public eye for a year while raising her child. Then, in the fall of 2022, she releases "Beam of Illumination" -- a musical exploration of motherhood, spirituality, and being Italian.

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So, which would you rather?

[ryanripley 86,575]

later! how she gunna perform pregnant?  

Spoiler

inb4

 

[Bellatrix 34,639]

I'd say later. Not thinking about her career tho. I'm thinking it's still pretty early since they haven't been dating that long yet.

[sipthistea 21,099]

3 minutes ago, ryanripley said:

later! how she gunna perform pregnant?  

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inb4

 

Inb4

[Babel 41,176]

Now. We need those instalikes before people start thinking she's a fad because the residency

[GypsyBabe 22,836]

Well probably not now because she has to do the rest of the JWT. But maybe after that/pre-the residency. 

[Kimblue 7,334]

Before the residency announcement I actually thought she would start a family in these next couple years. Now I think it will get pushed back.

[Tan Fei 1,324]

Asap

[ryanripley 86,575]

well, actually, one thing to think about: how do pregnancy and fibro mix?  

[PunkTheFunk 123,177]

Just now, ryanripley said:

well, actually, one thing to think about: how do pregnancy and fibro mix?  

Just add a bit of water and stir

[datlastfam 4,673]

Later

I was thinking how she will treat her pets if she is getting a baby, Asia's career is over, Asia's quacking 

[ryanripley 86,575]

Just now, PunkTheFunk said:

Just add a bit of water and stir

sometimes

my heart feels

so black

(because of you)

[ZephyrInTheSky 1,235]

Is there a never option? Omg its selfish but that'll be the day gaga is dead and mommy stefani is born. She'll write nothing but downtempo piano ballads and release an album with her childs name. She'll turn into a hardcore catholic and hate gays again. 

[ryanripley 86,575]

Just now, Dariemon said:

Is there a never option? Omg its selfish but that'll be the day gaga is dead and mommy stefani is born. She'll write nothing but downtempo piano ballads and release an album with her childs name. She'll turn into a hardcore catholic and hate gays again. 

[Anastasios 573]

10 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

She could also be in the early stages of her pregnancy right now and none of us would even know it. For example, here's Rita Ora, three months pregnant with her twins:

I just dieeeeeeeeeeeed omg