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Radio Ga Ga

Wow this thread slays, it makes pop girls look like stocks

i wish u could actually buy pop Girl stocks, that'd be so fun :laughga:

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Kermit

Hobbies are created to occupy those who need it.

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:ohno: @PunkTheFunk ilysfm im srry im joking

 

“For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet
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PunkTheFunk
8 minutes ago, F AM E said:

Curious what Rihanna's numbers look like. She just keeps getting more and more relevant. 

Also beys numbers before and after 4

Rihanna

Music of the Sun to A Girl Like Me (Sep 2005 to Feb 2006): 6

A Girl Like Me to GGGB  (Nov 2006 to March 2007): 8 <-- success

GGGB to Rated R (Oct 2008 to Oct 2009): 31 <-- success

Rated R to Loud (May 2010 to Sep 2010): 32 <-- success

Loud to Talk That Talk (May 2011 to Sep 2011): 39 <-- success

Talk That Talk to Unapologetic (May 2012 to Sep 2012): 35 <--Unapologetic is her first album to receive "mixed reviews" on Wikipedia :trollga:

Unapologetic to Anti (May 2013 to Jan 2016): 27 <-- flop :trollga:

But let's be real, Rihanna is practically immune to truly flopping :laughga:

Beyonce

Dangerously in Love to B'Day (March 2004 to Jun 2006): 13

B'Day to Sasha Fierce (July 2007 to Oct 2008): 24 <-- success

Sasha Fierce to 4 (May 2009 to Apr 2011): 23.5 <-- a "flop" :trollga:

4 to Beyonce (Oct 2011 to Dec 2013): 27 <-- success

Beyonce to Lemonade (Dec 2013 since self-titled was a surprise album and all tracks were technically the lead single (:trollga:) to Feb 2016): 27 <-- success :trollga:

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PunkTheFunk
8 minutes ago, DominicB said:

Hobbies are created to occupy those who need it.

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This is my hobby :poot:

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Kermit
Just now, PunkTheFunk said:

This is my hobby :poot:

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forgive me father

“For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet
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Just now, DominicB said:

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forgive me father

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sass bonbon

Girl this aren't really forecasts, It's the "You wait for too long to realease new music and you'll be forgotten" Nevertheless I love your threads and this one slays a bit. Open letter to Google check Britney, Riri, and NECOMERS! in part two, three and four of the Flop Forecast.

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As an avid math lover, I find this very entertaining. Can always count on you for quality threads :firega:

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36 minutes ago, Werk said:

Britney please :poot: 

Britney is a bit tricky to do because her public breakdown in 2007 would've generated a lot of Google searches that wouldn't have necessarily helped album sales.

Britney's post-2004 albums

Up to Blackout (2004 to Sep 2007): 30

Blackout to Circus (March 2008 to Oct 2008): 15   <-- all the searches she generated during her breakdown make it seem like Circus flopped, but it didn't.

Circus to Femme Fatale (June 2009 to Jan 2011): 12 <-- flop :trollga:

Femme Fatale to Britney Jean  (Sep 2011 to Sep 2013): 8 <-- flop :trollga:

Britney Jean to Glory (Nov 2013 to July 2016): 5 <-- flop :trollga:

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SHOOKGA

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

Not very born this way of you 😫
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PunkTheFunk
9 minutes ago, Perdid said:

Girl this aren't really forecasts

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Delusional Aura
1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

 

Love, you have way too much time on your hands :lolly:

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RAMROD
5 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Britney is a bit tricky to do because her public breakdown in 2007 would've generated a lot of Google searches that wouldn't have necessarily helped album sales.

Britney's post-2004 albums

Up to Blackout (2004 to Sep 2007): 30

Blackout to Circus (March 2008 to Oct 2008): 15   <-- all the searches she generated during her breakdown make it seem like Circus flopped, but it didn't.

Circus to Femme Fatale (June 2009 to Jan 2011): 12 <-- flop :trollga:

Femme Fatale to Britney Jean  (Sep 2011 to Sep 2013): 8 <-- flop :trollga:

Britney Jean to Glory (Nov 2013 to July 2016): 5 <-- flop :trollga:

 

What the forecasts after Flory, can someone flop again after flop hatrick?

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badgirlmeat
44 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

GGGB to Rated R (Oct 2008 to Oct 2009): 31 <-- success

:sure:

 

She ended in bankruptcy in that era 

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