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What if nobody believed you when you told them your name? That's what a Seattle man has to go through every day, and the confusion is only getting worse thanks to a certain country star’s rise in fame.

By no fault of his own Taylor has had his identity stolen. For years, his world has been turned upside down, because, despite his quiet life Taylor's full name is…

"Taylor Swift," said Taylor.

Imagine his surprise a few years back when an up and coming country artist shared his name.

"And I was kind of like, ‘Okay, I should look into this,” said Taylor. “So I started researching and was like, ‘Okay, she does country music, that's great. She writes her own music, that's awesome!’"

Then, imagine every single day of his life since.

"And then there's that moment when they're like,’Wait, your name is actually Taylor Swift? Wait, your real na… your… your name’s Taylor Swift’. And it happens all the time, numerous times a day." Taylor told us.

"When at Starbucks, they ask your name. And you say Taylor, and it's like ‘Oh, wouldn't it be funny if your last name was Swift?! It's like… here's my debit card, ha ha ha, surprise," said Taylor.

If only it stopped there.

"Dear Taylor Swift, I just want to say you are an inspiration to many young girls,” one fan wrote.
“Dear Taylor, I am your biggest fan ever,” said another.
“You are a great singer and beautiful,” a third told him.

“They want Taylor Swift to come and be at their county fair,” explained Taylor. “There’s bunches of them.”

"I sing your songs all the time, your songs cheer me up, and this is why I admire you. Who wouldn't love that?! I mean, it's just so sweet," still another fan wrote.

Then, he had to get another email address, because his [email protected] , well…

"I have a folder that currently has 539 emails in it," Taylor told us.

And there's his professional photography website, which has no chance of coming up on a Google search.

"They asked me if I wanted to be part of a yacht club,” said Taylor. “That was pretty cool."

His life has been hijacked by one of the biggest pop stars in the world.

"It doesn't ever end,” Taylor said. “She's incredibly famous."

But despite the fan mail and endless awkward introductions, Taylor Swift is happy being Taylor Swift.

"It's a great confidence booster,” explained Taylor. “It's like endless amounts of "You're beautiful, you're so talented, you're a great role model, you have a beautiful voice, and here I am just like, ‘Oh, thank you!"

After all, in the world of celebrity names, Taylor Swift sounds pretty good.

"There's WAY worse names to have," said Taylor.

In case you're wondering, Seattle's Taylor Swift does not own any of Taylor swift's albums but says he does get a laugh with friends whenever a song comes on the radio.

 

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But despite the fan mail and endless awkward introductions, Taylor Swift is happy being Taylor Swift.


"It's a great confidence booster,” explained Taylor. “It's like endless amounts of "You're beautiful, you're so talented, you're a great role model, you have a beautiful voice, and here I am just like, ‘Oh, thank you!"

I DIED lmaoooooo

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I DIED lmaoooooo

Somebody might ask "Do you like girls, Taylor?" :air:

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PrinceGaga

I'm surprised Taylor Swift™ (No copyright infringement intended Property of TAS LLC Management ©2015) hasn't taken/stolen/trademarked taylorswift@gmail tbh. 

She's basically bought the domains for everything else. 

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Teri Hatcher

He should sue her for stealing his name as a stage name 

By the time you reach the end of this sentence, it'll be too late to realize I just wasted your time with a pointless sig.
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Mobster

This is a case for Taylor Swift ™, sue him and make him change his name to Katy Perry :popcorn:

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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LoveandMagic

Oh, that has to be a pain. But he has such a great sense of humor about. :)

Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."
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elijahfan

Taylor Nation coming after your birth certificate, dude. There can be only one Taylor Swift :murderga:

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