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Katy Perry Reveals Left Shark's New Job


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Fame is a fickle thing. One day you're waving your pectoral fins erratically in front of zillions of people, and the next, you're picking up trash.

Remember Left Shark? How could you not, really: He was the big, blue, squishy, kinda drunk-looking toothy fish who danced, technically, to Katy Perry's right side during her Super Bowl halftime show in early February. His unwillingness to conform to the choreography brought him fame; his irreverence to the institution of pop stardom—he just didn't give a ****—made him infamous.

It also helped rake in lots of dough for Perry, who began selling Left Shark merch in the weeks following the 'incident.' But despite what you may have hoped, it seems that LS, himself, hasn't benefited financially from the sales of all those Left Shark onesies.

His former boss revealed to the universe, Friday night, that she'd discovered Lefty working a dirty new gig: collecting the recycling at Coachella. Literally—he's been transformed into a plastic garbage can (albeit one with a sign that reads "NOT A GARBAGE CAN"). "Spotted@leftshark doing community service @coachella 

It's a noble job in some ways, sure. LS is doing his part to protect the environment, and ensure that as few festival-goers as possible wind up in the ER from tripping over empty Red Bull cans. But it's also a long ways off from the Super Bowl.

Kids, let Left Shark's career ups and downs be a lesson to all of you. Stay in school.

http://www.elle.com/culture/news/a27776/katy-perry-reveals-left-sharks-dirty-new-job/

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This is one hot shark

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mister max

lets donate :hunty:all to leftshark.com so he can stop picking up trash #justiceforleftshark

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Do you ever feel like a plastic garbage can drifting thru Coachella? :fat:

 

 

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Cody Draco

He should've kept the mask on. Everything about him is  :blehga:

​He looks like Macklemore, the basic version. :fat:

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​He looks like Macklemore, the basic version. :fat:

​that word:sharon:

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HausOfNena

​He looks like Macklemore, the basic version. :fat:

Yeah, kinda. He looks so damn basic, I can't. :koons:

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VOLANTIS

I think he can shoot fireworks if he clenches his jaw..

 

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I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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Vernier

He looks like a p0rnstar from Cockyboys whose name I can't remember rn :gaycat:

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
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