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Somebody on Lana Boards posted a link to a Facebook post from some ghetto chick and I had to post it :lmao:

To be honest. I liked video games, okay? But I hate Lana. Most of her songs are bad. Especially the ones on Paradise. Like, 'My *** tastes like Pepsi cola' smh. Obviously just for attention. Secondly... a lot of the time she sounds like a dying horse. Third of all. Her dad bought her into the business. Lastly..she's ugly as ****. Maybe she should of stayed Lizzy grant. I doubt she even writes any of her songs.

K. Hope she dies.

**** lana fans. dey nasty.

eat ****. yolo

delete it fat
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Did making out leak yet?

"They have as much in common as dinosaurs and goldfish: the cracker kind!" - Penelope Garcia
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Omg Blue Jeans is now being used in a commercial for University of Arizona, my ears literally perked up but then I was disappointed because Lana had nothing to do with the ad :(

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Born To Diet: Food Edition

"American"

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.

Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.

Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.

Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"

Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.

You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.

Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.

Like Ooooooh Oooohhh

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.

Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.

I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....

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Born To Diet: Food Edition

"American"

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.

Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.

Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.

Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"

Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.

You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.

Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.

Like Ooooooh Oooohhh

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.

Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.

I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....

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:lmao: Cute! You made my day!

I've been out on many restaurants~

You can be my chef daddy, food and drinks.

Being thin has been getting old.

You can be fat full time baby, anytime.

Don't starve me now~

I've been eating too much.

I've been trying too hard

To cook spaghetti~

I smell the food on the fast food restaurant,

I eat fast, I am still hungry now~

Been trying hard to eat lots of fried food,

But I, I've got a war in my stomach

so I went to the toilet~ toilet~~

I just poop~ Just poop~

I'm tired of feeling like i'm freaking hungry,

I'm tired of driving till I see food in my eyes,

I ought to eat more till myself said i'm full

So I just eat, I just eat~~~

:laughga:

And when you say my name, like white horses on the waves, I think it feels the same, as an ocean in my veins.
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Paper Planes

Born To Diet: Food Edition

"American"

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.

Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.

Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.

Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"

Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.

You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.

Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.

Like Ooooooh Oooohhh

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.

Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.

I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....

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Stealing the Obesity Edition from Lana Boards I see :laughga: The one for "Cola" was the best one.

My *** tastes like pepsi cola

My thighs are wide like cherry pies

I gots a taste for apple turnovers

It's all genetic though, no surprise

Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry

All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy

Come on baby, let's fry

We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise

I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind

We made it out to another size

I fall asleep in fluffy rice cakes and a flag

I wear my short shorts on skid row

I pledge allegiance to my fat

For teaching me how to warm my rolls

Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry

All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy

Come on baby, let's fry

We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise

I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind

We made it out to another size

Food, eat it up, like vanilla icees

Don't eat too much, save room for white ricees

Decorate my neck, onion ringlet icees

Boy come on, come on

Ooh, ooh, woo, ooh, ooooOOoh

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Wait, is she really coming out with a singles EP already???

http://www.discogs.com/Lana-Del-Rey-The-Singles/release/4084107

http://coverlandia.net/covers/51359-lana-del-rey-the-singles

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