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Here’s my resume and 10 years worth of stanning

Gaga and scrapped name a more iconic due

Is this from the Kesha deposition?

losing her memory, I see I too call my friends reductive and jab at them all the time!!

Her birthday is September 4th......

Have fun dying then

I kind of see his point though. If I was ugly and straight I'd worry that a genetically superior gay liver might not be compatible with my body I dont think this was homophobia.

Oh no

Gonna check up on ha Trattoria

Everyday, we stray away further from LG6

Took personal liberty to add the "bitch" cuz this story is clearly fake so yall will let me live out my fantasy conversation between Gagz and Carina ok? OK

Excuse me no. Music and art has no genre or sexual orientation or whatever. Maybe people just need to stop being like "oh she's female and pop? Ok then it's for the gays." and start paying attention to what these female artists have to offer through art. Here in Mexico there are lots of people like that. Art is for everybody.

Lady Gaga Presents: The Software People Ball World Tour

my software people could mean anything

ended joanne with a single tweet

Gaga logging onto twitter today:

The Software People Ball Tour is in full swing I see

Shawn: "I DoNT dO AnyThInG tO mI fAcE I dOn'T eVeN waSh It! I mediTaTe!" Also Shawn:

who cares about the numbers. the music sucked that's all that really matters.

Get em Jade!

My qualifications are as follows: - Have been a loyal stan since the release of Just Dance - Very homosexual (which means I don't have a driving license, sorry) - Purchased all of her albums digitally and in CD format - Saw ASIB in theaters more than once - Can sing Americano with an actual Spanish accent - Can cry on cue - Has fully memorized the monologue from the MTN video and can recite it when asked - Has lots of patience

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7061447/Lady-Gaga-flaunts-fashion-forward-style-shiny-black-puffy-jacket-platform-stiletto-boots.html edit : its either for a commercial or a music video "So whether you’re shooting a technically-challenging TV spot, a groundbreaking music video or the next iconic magazine cover, Line 204’s got everything a great production needs." - Line204 studio let the hunger games begin

is she actually crying out for help or is this just millennial sense of humour shining through?

"When people think she’s gonna go one way, she goes the exact opposite. She did that Tony Bennett record and won a Grammy. And then she pivots and goes and wins a Golden Globe for American Horror Story: Hotel. Then she pivots and does Joanne. Then she pivots and wins an Oscar for A Star Is Born. That’s so cool, that ability to be so capable in so many different worlds. There’s so much dexterity to her career.”

I’m not going to sleep next to my wife with another dude’s liver this is some next level loyalty

Must be all that c..... nevermind

Miss Katy, what happened to taking a break and going to college?

Out of my way b!tches

Not really a Justin fan, but I adore Ed so I’m really curious to see what this is all about!! (I know, I’m gonna get 20 LMAOs, oh well, I’m still excited to see what Ed’s up to!) Edit: Well, we’ve surpassed my 20 LMAOs prediction , let’s see how far we can take this, can we make it to 35? 10 more to go! Edit 2: Wow, we’ve reached 45! I’m honored

True, the straights can't get anything.

Liddos theorizing how Gaga comes up with album concepts: vs. How Gaga actually comes up with album concepts looking at pictures of old art while having a poo:

That’s the result of y’all headasses dragging her for wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt

Sexually harrassing people literally everywhere you go is not just some "dumb sh*t". Trying molly is dumb sh*t, getting a tattoo of your boyfriend's name is dumb sh*t, buying a $300 pair of jeans is dumb sh*t.

I'm sorry but I absolutely loathe racial double-standards. I mean, aren't we meant to be fighting /against/ racial stereotypes, and the language that perpetuates them - not reinforcing that process?

This is offensive and pretentious.

Now, I know this has been countlessly theorised before - but I think there is *really* something to this... even down to recent indicators. To make sense of my point, I'm going to have to throw-it-back to the dark days of the pre-Joanne era. This is going to be a long read, but stick with me. Symbolism: During the pre-LG5 era, we were quick to notice Gaga's referencing of butterfly symbolism: Coupled with this, came the additional and constant hint of tornados and hurricanes; which is summarised by this image. As a lot of us will remember, the connection between butterflies and hurricanes is conceptualised by Chaos Theory - a mathematical branch of science that refers to how "small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences". This consequential process is best exemplified by The Butterfly Effect... the idea that a butterfly flapping it's wings on one side of the planet, can be traced as the reason for a hurricane on the other side of the world. Gaga's awareness of this theory has been well-evidenced, which led to speculation that the 'original' LG5 would be based on this theme: The 'Original' LG5: In addition to ambiguous symbolism, the evidence we have of LG5's early production is very telling. For example, the night this picture was taken: Was the night that Gaga and Mark Ronson began working on LG5 in London. The 'chaos angel' mention, coupled with the storm emoji, confirms a link to chaos theory. This tweet was sent when both Gaga and Daphne were still together. And considering how Mark and Gaga had met to work on the album, it is clear that they were all discussing the concept of chaos theory and how it could fit into the music. What's more, we know that RedOne was originally involved in LG5. And what's most telling about this, is how the only surviving trace of these sessions is 'Angel Down' - a song about the 'angels ' of the world (the innocent, good people) getting caught up in society's 'chaos'. Is it really a coincidence that concepts of angels, chaos and terror were worked on with RedOne? Intel and "Chaos Theory": At the beginning of 2015, coinciding with the influx of chaos theory symbolism, Gaga reached out to Intel to work on a year-long project that would culminate in a 2016 Grammy performance. This is confirmed by Paul Tapp (director of technology at Intel) in this interview. Within this interview, Paul explains how Gaga asked Intel to "make my environment come alive". She wanted to portray "the relationship between creativity and science" - and in doing so, wanted her movements to impact the world around her. This led to the creation of a ring that, once on Gaga's finger, would allow her every move to have consequence. Paul explains how "Gaga's movements literally caused the stage to respond in real time. It was robust: When she moved, it moved". Now, doesn't this sound a lot like something? A mathematical branch of science that refers to how "small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences" - Chaos Theory. Piecing everything together, it is clear that Gaga wanted to bring 'the butterfly effect' to the stage. She wanted to show how one movement can lead to a "holographic tornado of fluorescent colors". Not convinced? The Grammy commercial literally features Intel's technological butterfly dress. I think it's quite clear what she wanted to do. As we know, when David Bowie died, everything changed. "We had to start with a completely new creative one month before going live", Paul explains. And along with a change in the Grammy direction, we also know that this is when Gaga worked with Mark to create 'Joanne' - not the 'original' LG5 concept. LG5 = LG6: The death of David Bowie inspired Gaga to take a more personal approach to her work, which resulted in 'Joanne'. But beyond David's death, I think that Gaga wanted to 'save' the concept of 'chaos theory' for an era where she could demonstrate it's relevance to her own life more clearly. And knowing that ASIB - which she was aware of from late 2015 onwards, coinciding with LG5s shift - would likely transform her career, I believe that Gaga decided that she would, first, release Joanne to A) compliment ASIB, and B) to release the 'chaos' album /after/ ASIB to demonstrate the butterfly effect. Think about it... Gaga's career post-ARTPOP has been, pop-culturally, chaos theory live in action: Remember, a key facet of chaos theory is destruction. The small decisions we make can have a monumental impact on our life - an impact that we have to recover from. The butterfly flapping it's wings creates a tornado... and the destruction this creates has to be dealt with. Gaga's career was damaged, and she had to fix it piece-by-piece, which is what she has been doing since 2014. LG6 = 'Chaos' Evidence: I have already written a thorough analysis of Gaga's Met Gala piece. But what I didn't write about is it's relevance to LG6. And this is where things get *really* interesting. From Gaga's Vogue video, we know that her Met performance was layered with deep meaning. She asks "why the umbrellas?", "why the oversized dress?". Well, before attending the Met, Gaga uploaded a simple black-and-white aesthetic to her social media and remained silent for months. Indicating the 'calm before the storm', when Gaga made her first public appearance at the Gala... she did so with a performance that included umbrellas and her dress being dramatically blown up behind her - imagery all painting the picture of a chaotic storm. Further linking to chaos theory, Gaga's performance was an example of transformation (metamorphosis = butterfly). Shifting between different looks, she left her oversized dress and spread her wings to leave the storm: And she did all of this whilst wearing... A butterfly necklace. Still not convinced? Gaga's friend and photographer captioned a Met Gala moment with the following: By using the butterfly in place of 'storm', Pierre's caption confirms - to me, at least - that Gaga and her team are still aware of the butterfly effect and chaos theory. And when you couple this with the umbrellas, the 'stormy' wind, the transformation and the butterfly necklace... it all adds up. Now, whether any of this means anything or not - I do not know. And even if it does, I certainly don't think that Gaga will reuse any of the 'original' LG5 tracks. But I really would not be surprised if the LG6 theme is a reworking of the theme of chaos. It is absolutely relevant to Gaga's life today, and it is clear that she and her team continue to use it / think about it / incorporate it into their work. Could LG6 finally be the manifestation of 'Chaos'?

Jeffree, James and Tati all ruining each other's careers at the same time

That only applied to Katy

FarmerGa planted the seeds for this to happen months ago and is waiting to reap what her Italian hands have sown. Now, she is ready for Bradley to plant his seed.

Why’d you go incognito to search for Bieber’s age. What else did you search?

It's his sister

Edit: Vogue uploaded the video on Youtube

So this morning Roz and Mocha (Kiss 92.5) a Toronto top 40 station brought up Gaga briefly after saying there's a lot of big releases coming up this year and that Taylor Swift is just the Beggining When they listed celebrities releasing and they got to Gaga the other guy (I forget who is Roz and who is mocha) interrupted him and said: "Well with Gaga u never know. She teases her new releases and then just disappears. And then her little monsters have meltdowns" Then the other guy said: "Well what I don't get is why she didn't just release after the Oscars, the hype around her was huge" Then they proceeded to continue talking about Taylor Swift and other celebrities again.

please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real

why would she not in the first place when she's one of the co-host for this year's show lol