GagaMyBlood95 9,915 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Release Swine as third single, then films three video with puking in it, everyone hates her, she tries to make it up by releasing Venus as forth single, her label decides to drop her, she ends up performing for Katy's pre-pre show with Lady Starlight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus 298 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 What Career ? This tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyPrince 237 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Venus as second single. you better run sis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy 5 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Release DWUW video with R. Kelly peeing on Gaga. Release 3rd single #PromoteOnlineKindess with major payola so people are forced to listen to it every minute. Release video for Swine (Country Girl Remix) with the muppets and have Gaga puke on Kermit the frog. Gaga announces she hates the gays and prays to Satan on live television. Gaga slits the wrists of gay twinks with banana stems as sacrifice to the devil to create her new single "God Hates Gays." Done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropico 4,145 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Alright I love gaga but this thread is funny so hay YOLO! Gaga announces she is giving up pop music and experimenting with art in different genres. -She releases Jewels n Drugs as lead single for her new album and has all her previous albums removed from iTunes to make sure her pop career is dead. -she begins working with the rappers and some of them decline her so she works with B class rappers like "snoop lion" and T-pain and Lil Wayne to make a new album called "The Jewels n Drugs experience" and changes her stage name to Missy GG. -She flops with that album so she says "it was just an experience" and releases another album which falls under death metal genre and makes music videos which show illuminati rituals and in the video admits to being the devils girlfriend and is part off the KKK. She also gets people to piss on the Bible and piss on her as well while she makes love to a new partner (TayGa breaks up). - in many of her videos she insults pop stars like Katy Perry, One Direction, The Beibs, Demi, Taylor, Selnea, Ariana etc and even go as far as dancing on the grave of MJ and whitney Huston. -She performs at the AMA's and burns a bible at the end of the show live and strips saying "This is MISSY GG". -She mocks the LGBT community and ends the Born This Way foundation. -She stops talking to fans and smoke pot during live performances and doesn't sing the right lines to songs and just messes around with the NEW haus of Missy GG. -She realizes she fails at metal and changes her s-x and calls herself "GOD!". -She frequently cancels tours and mocks celebs and eventually makes a label called "Gods records. No Gays." -The video due for saturday I forgot to mention is just a video annoucing Gagas ending in pop without her record label knowing bc they expected a video which they put millions into and she mocks the label and they drop her. -The end. That's how you kill a career. ♢ Social Justice Enthusiast ♢ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlop 4,773 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Release DWUW feat R Kelly and record an obscene video then never release it due to it being somewhat ****ographic and featuring a pedophile. Then disappear for months only to reappear at some festival bloated, in dreads, d--gged up and then vomitted on. BYE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 22,272 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Release Judas as a single :haha: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daredevil 2,133 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Alright I love gaga but this thread is funny so hay YOLO! Gaga announces she is giving up pop music and experimenting with art in different genres. -She releases Jewels n Drugs as lead single for her new album and has all her previous albums removed from iTunes to make sure her pop career is dead. -she begins working with the rappers and some of them decline her so she works with B class rappers like "snoop lion" and T-pain and Lil Wayne to make a new album called "The Jewels n Drugs experience" and changes her stage name to Missy GG. -She flops with that album so she says "it was just an experience" and releases another album which falls under death metal genre and makes music videos which show illuminati rituals and in the video admits to being the devils girlfriend and is part off the KKK. She also gets people to piss on the Bible and piss on her as well while she makes love to a new partner (TayGa breaks up). - in many of her videos she insults pop stars like Katy Perry, One Direction, The Beibs, Demi, Taylor, Selnea, Ariana etc and even go as far as dancing on the grave of MJ and whitney Huston. -She performs at the AMA's and burns a bible at the end of the show live and strips saying "This is MISSY GG". -She mocks the LGBT community and ends the Born This Way foundation. -She stops talking to fans and smoke pot during live performances and doesn't sing the right lines to songs and just messes around with the NEW haus of Missy GG. -She realizes she fails at metal and changes her s-x and calls herself "GOD!". -She frequently cancels tours and mocks celebs and eventually makes a label called "Gods records. No Gays." -The video due for saturday I forgot to mention is just a video annoucing Gagas ending in pop without her record label knowing bc they expected a video which they put millions into and she mocks the label and they drop her. -The end. That's how you kill a career. OMFG :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Witch 1,642 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 1. Do meth in front of everyone on artRAVE and proceed to have a britney meltdown but with shaved top and long sides and use the disco stick to hit cars. 2. Drag every single pop star who has crossed paths with her (Madonna, Katy, etc) 3. Dissolve the BTW foundation and join the KKK and release racist albums 4. Join the Neo Nazis and release NAZIPOP 5. Become the new head of Westboro Baptist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rome 176 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Alright I love gaga but this thread is funny so hay YOLO! Gaga announces she is giving up pop music and experimenting with art in different genres. -She releases Jewels n Drugs as lead single for her new album and has all her previous albums removed from iTunes to make sure her pop career is dead. -she begins working with the rappers and some of them decline her so she works with B class rappers like "snoop lion" and T-pain and Lil Wayne to make a new album called "The Jewels n Drugs experience" and changes her stage name to Missy GG. -She flops with that album so she says "it was just an experience" and releases another album which falls under death metal genre and makes music videos which show illuminati rituals and in the video admits to being the devils girlfriend and is part off the KKK. She also gets people to piss on the Bible and piss on her as well while she makes love to a new partner (TayGa breaks up). - in many of her videos she insults pop stars like Katy Perry, One Direction, The Beibs, Demi, Taylor, Selnea, Ariana etc and even go as far as dancing on the grave of MJ and whitney Huston. -She performs at the AMA's and burns a bible at the end of the show live and strips saying "This is MISSY GG". -She mocks the LGBT community and ends the Born This Way foundation. -She stops talking to fans and smoke pot during live performances and doesn't sing the right lines to songs and just messes around with the NEW haus of Missy GG. -She realizes she fails at metal and changes her s-x and calls herself "GOD!". -She frequently cancels tours and mocks celebs and eventually makes a label called "Gods records. No Gays." -The video due for saturday I forgot to mention is just a video annoucing Gagas ending in pop without her record label knowing bc they expected a video which they put millions into and she mocks the label and they drop her. -The end. That's how you kill a career. MISSY GG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,379 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Most of these horrible ideas are fabulous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leninsdog 3 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Gaga releases a video on Saturday, but it wasn't a music video. It was a video to promote Gaga's new movement "Creative Rebellion". In the video, Gaga is seen having s-x on a mechanical swine with her friend Terry Richardson. He then proceeds to squat over her chest and urinate and empty his bowels. Gaga then squats over his chest and begins to have her period. Gaga then moves on to Hearst Castle where she performs a Satanic ritual with her dancers and she then proceeds to sing Judas backwards. The video ends with Gaga tattooing the numbers 666 on her middle finger and then proceeds to emulate oral s-x on it. After reading this, I want to go to sleep for few days. It's like my brain is raped under 15 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 50,107 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Sing Dope 1 more time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daredevil 2,133 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Gaga hijacks the Virgin Spaceship when she's in space and then she goes far far away from here and joins the intergalactic Anti-Human Race Alliance and comes back with her little Aliens to destroy the world. First she starts with Madonna's career and ends it with perry's. She enslaves everybody and forces us to buy ARTPOP act II and becomes a goddess Oh this thread is not about saving her career :derpga: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antidote 95 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I think it's hard to kill a career completely, but if she keeps on doing what she did the last six months it could be very helpful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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