DailyMail: 'No one has seen or heard from Lady Gaga in over a month'

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2 minutes ago, Flippy said:

Never far away 

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36 minutes ago, Bronco said:

Sis.

Sis.

That's...not

 

Nah I'm protecting my peace here in case w/e this is is contagious

Apparently your mother introducing you to someone now constitutes an arranged marriage. Lord have mercy.

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29 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Apparently your mother introducing you to someone now constitutes an arranged marriage. Lord have mercy.

She was a 34 year old child when they were arranged…it’s SICK…

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4 hours ago, LGAte said:

Okay but she did not thank Bloodpop for every VMA she won and she did not only thank Bradley for every Shallow related win she had.

 

They also were literal music/film creators.

 

Something about Michael never being in the industry and then he suddenly hops on and gets half the credits- when we know she is generous with credits- and then she is thanking him and only him for most of the awards- not thanking Trent or Tchami or whoever produced what everytime- it just feels off.

 

I'm telling you I am an OG fan and have been following her hardcore more than 99% of the people on here for years and there is something off here.

 

Mark my words, my opinion won't be that polarizing in about 5 years. You'll all see it. 

 

I'm not saying Michael is terrible or bad for her. I'm saying I don't like how up her ass he is with her creative stuff. It comes off as clingy and controlling to me and I want Gaga to feel completely free. Not feel like she has to be indebted to someone because they love her and support her everything. You can be a supportive partner and still back the **** off. 

come on and touch a blade of grass 

 

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she’d better go for a walk and get papped asap or else people will be calling for an intervention by the end of the week. 

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9 hours ago, TimotheeChalamet said:

She probably got married privately

I didn‘t click the link, so maybe the headline is a bait-and-switch … but who ever knows anymore 

 

 

That said—what‘s goin‘ on on the floor? DJ HIT THE LIGHTS! All aboard rocket number LG8  

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1 hour ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Apparently your mother introducing you to someone now constitutes an arranged marriage. Lord have mercy.

I wonder if cynthia got a donkey or 5 out of it

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2 hours ago, Bronco said:

I wonder if cynthia got a donkey or 5 out of it

Do you think the Arabian Mare she received was an advanced payment?

[steven 6,659]

I think we should respect Gaga and her relationship with Michael. She seems happier than ever and I just hope it's real and she's not forcing anything. I do believe there's love between them. I also think it's fair to be a little surprised by how quickly she gave him credits on Mayhem as a collaborator and even a songwriter, but at the same time we don't really know what their relationship is like behind closed doors. I trust her judgment and I just hope she's happy and fulfilled with him.

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Any updates??? Is she still alive???

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17 minutes ago, AsleepOnTheCeiling said:

Do you think the Arabian Mare she received was an advanced payment?

Spoiler

 

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I’m sat here laughing at all the comments about these weird conspiracies but also I have a big gob so have to give my serious opinion

& it kinda weirds me out that these conspiracies assume Gaga has no agency in any of this, it’s pretty misogynistic. Yeah, at first glance it may seem like a lot but as she’s said in interviews, he helped her out of a really difficult time when she didn’t really have anyone else. There’s that one quote, I think maybe from Rolling Stone, and she said that everyone wanted DrunkGa and didn’t see her outside of that fun persona so she just kept on smoking and drinking, so it was a surprise that he actually wanted to get to know her sober. The end result is that she’s happier and healthier and we saw that during the Mayhem era. Other than that I don’t think her relationship is any of our business, whether we personally like the guy or not. 
 

/serious post, back to theorising that arabella was actually given to michael as a dowry

Edited September 10 by mlmc1995

[steven 6,659]

Interesting.. I know this is dramatic and we have to take this with a grain of salt
 

 

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On 9/10/2026 at 11:01 PM, steven said:

Interesting.. I know this is dramatic and we have to take this with a grain of salt
 

 

People are so not normal.

Everyone Gaga does a hiatus, it always ends up being for an amazing reason. 

Clearly the baby debuted a month or two ago based on this info

People never learn lmao

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I guess we might know the reason now