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sarahb
On 6/20/2026 at 5:05 PM, PartySick said:

"pRoPaGaNdA"

Look, if the US has anything it's good AC and good junk food. 

Right? Is anything positive said about the US "propaganda"? You got a bunch of cool sh*t there it's the government I hate :Cautious:

I never tried Ranch when I visited/lived in the US, it looks gross to me...

I did wanna bring back an entire suitcase of uncrustables though :ph34r:

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DrKindnessKunt2005
6 hours ago, Karl said:

We have chicken tenders but honey mustard is just not a thing here, we have garlic mayo instead sadly.

Is it true that BBQ sauce isn’t a thing either?

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Babel
On 6/20/2026 at 2:05 AM, PartySick said:

"pRoPaGaNdA"

Look, if the US has anything it's good AC and good junk food. 

This kind of "viral" reporting IS propaganda. Wtf is the "american dream"? also, NY Post? really?

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bpmMonkey

I still don't know what ranch is supposed to be. In Germany we're not really that big on bottled sauces, except ketchup and Maggie, maybe hollandaise during stinky piss season in summer. 

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Karl
1 hour ago, DrKindnessKunt2005 said:

Is it true that BBQ sauce isn’t a thing either?

We actually do have BBQ, it's super popular 

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Karl
7 hours ago, gumzy3000 said:

That’s crazy. It’s in a lot of fast food places in Canada… Burger King and Popeyes all have honey mustard dip lol 

Yeah so for example at McDonald's our sauces are ketchup, BBQ, sweet curry and sweet and sour. At BK it's mayo, spicy mayo, BBQ, sweet chilli. We just don't get it here :messga:

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Tinnitus15
16 hours ago, LateToCult said:

Girl this Aussie said he was hosting. He was staying at his friends house in the suburbs and the spot was the side of the house. Had me holding on to the fence trying to be quiet. 🤫 :icant:

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gumzy3000
1 hour ago, Karl said:

Yeah so for example at McDonald's our sauces are ketchup, BBQ, sweet curry and sweet and sour. At BK it's mayo, spicy mayo, BBQ, sweet chilli. We just don't get it here :messga:

I think we get all of those except sweet curry… interesting, now I wish we had that here :enigma:

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Freud
17 hours ago, LateToCult said:

Girl this Aussie said he was hosting. He was staying at his friends house in the suburbs and the spot was the side of the house. Had me holding on to the fence trying to be quiet. 🤫 :icant:

Was he a barber and his "friend" was actually a wife with kids? :ally:

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2 hours ago, bpmMonkey said:

I still don't know what ranch is supposed to be. In Germany we're not really that big on bottled sauces, except ketchup and Maggie, maybe hollandaise during stinky piss season in summer. 

It's basically a salad dressing or raw vegetable dip depending how thick it's made, but also used for chicken wing/nuggets dip. It's used for a lot of other food too but those are the basic most common ones 

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PartySick
On 6/22/2026 at 1:36 AM, Babel said:

This kind of "viral" reporting IS propaganda. Wtf is the "american dream"? also, NY Post? really?

It is viral. The US was just flooded with tourists who were shocked at how different things are here. Not only from their own home but from their assumptions.

"Europeans are shocked at how varied American food is, how friendly people are, and how wild the climate is" isn't propaganda.

Nobody is coming out of this trend a MAGA ffs.

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On 6/22/2026 at 1:36 AM, Babel said:

This kind of "viral" reporting IS propaganda. Wtf is the "american dream"? also, NY Post? really?

 

23 minutes ago, PartySick said:

It is viral. The US was just flooded with tourists who were shocked at how different things are here. Not only from their own home but from their assumptions.

"Europeans are shocked at how varied American food is, how friendly people are, and how wild the climate is" isn't propaganda.

Nobody is coming out of this trend a MAGA ffs.

 

Also, the thread title is just a light sarcasm, the tongue in cheek humor. :ororomunroe:

Sorry if some of y'all didn't get it. :franminervini:

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Ladle Ghoulash
On 6/19/2026 at 9:08 PM, gagzus said:

i always just assumed what we Brits called "Salad Cream" was just ranch?

Salad Cream is basically mayonnaise, Ranch is a buttermilk sauce with herbs.

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gagzus
17 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Salad Cream is basically mayonnaise, Ranch is a buttermilk sauce with herbs.

Yeah it’s basically extra vinegary mayonnaise but some brands do add herbs sometimes so I think there’s some brands that are close. 

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PartySick
On 6/21/2026 at 11:42 PM, sarahb said:

Right? Is anything positive said about the US "propaganda"? You got a bunch of cool sh*t there it's the government I hate :Cautious:

I never tried Ranch when I visited/lived in the US, it looks gross to me...

I did wanna bring back an entire suitcase of uncrustables though :ph34r:

The US is so broad and vast, significantly more varied and expansive than Europe in its entirety, not only because of all the cultures that have taken root but because they all mingled in the "new world" over the last few centuries creating new amalgamations and subcultures.

It's a beautiful place with a ton of great people and unique experiences, even from state to state.

Going up north and trying ketchup chips or real NYC pizza blew my mind. I can't imagine having bbq for the first time or seeing the inside of a Walmart when you're not used to one-stop-shops like that.

And the way the American people have been responding is beautiful. Kansas locals throwing a huge street party to welcome the Algerian team, Scottish fans flooding Boston (and draining it of all its booze while partying together AND CLEANING UP AFTER THEMSELVES), and all the adorable videos of foreigners having "my last Waffle House experience before I go home :(" or this legitimate ploy for people to try and smuggle ranch dressing.

Idk, that's the America I know and the 20% of morons that elected Trump don't ruin that for me.

25 minutes ago, RAMROD said:

Also, the thread title is just a light sarcasm, the tongue in cheek humor. :ororomunroe:

Sorry if some of y'all didn't get it. :franminervini:

I get it :cyanlights:

Despite being depressed af I'm not miserable enough to believe shared human experiences and cultures clashing in friendly ways are an orchestrated effort to clean up the American government's global image :cyanlights: 

Btw, you can't take liquids through TSA but you CAN freeze ranch or really anything else and that's allowed through TSA :ally:

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