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Scheiße vs. Heavy Metal Lover


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Which song?  

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  1. 1. title.

    • Scheiße
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So I’m really supposed to just accept the fact that Scheiße got more votes than HML because apparently more people like that song even though HML is a better song that I voted for because I like it more but it ended up losing to Scheiße which is not as good of a song?

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NUTELLA

Justice is only 5 votes away now

My heart is swelling & breaking at the same time

Someone help... we only need 5 heroes

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BeyonkaAte
On 6/9/2026 at 12:17 PM, NUTELLA said:

To me, Bad Romance is her best song & always will be... but I think we will always look at it from a different angle, which is fair.

& I'll avoid nit-picking Scheiße rn

BUT 

I cannot abide the discounting of HML, Miss Zus.

It was indeed the final song made for Born This Way (sometimes, when I think about that… I shudder with dread, imagining the album/my life had she not followed her impulse & created/included it).

But that shouldn’t sway one’s feelings about it, no? Last minute decision, sure… but one of the best she made during the album’s formation. Certainly undeserving of being called a "filler track."

 

When a chorus melody is strong enough, do you NEED lyrics?  The "ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo" is so addictive, it seems blasphemous to imagine anything else in its place.

Imo, the autotune is a bold stylistic choice, rather than a crutch the way it is for some artists. Because when someone like LG (who we KNOW can sing/belt like no one’s business) chooses to utilize it… it can be so impactful, & enhance a song in ways no other instrument possibly can. 

Appealing to your affinity for maximalist makeup: in HML, the autotune/vocoder is not supposed to be concealer forr a blemish, but rather shimmering highlighter to enrapture the senses

 

Furthermore, while HML is a sexy, sleazy track… it has (arguably) the most profound lyric of her entire career hidden within it: “I could be your girl… but would you love me if I ruled the world?” 

It's almost like she is taking a brief, unexpected moment during a fun, sweaty party to lean in... & straight-up ask her man if his love for her is stronger than his own ego/pride. 

The way she intentionally sings it with such flat, dead-eyed emotion… evoking subtext of “just FYI, this is how it’s going to be, so… take me or leave me.”

 

Ironically, when I hear that divine lyric… I picture something emotionally similar to your pfp

“Are you willing to stand by my side throughout my unique, celebrated life circumstances… even if ‘standing by my side’ will often mean *walking behind* me as people clamor for me & basically ignore you?  I could be your squeeze & make you happy… but if you cannot meet me where I’m at… do not waste my time.”

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Tl;dr... I hope you will reconsider & come to love the song even half as much as I do someday haha

you are also a fabulous writer bc this description gave me chills

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NUTELLA
19 minutes ago, BeyonkaAte said:

you are also a fabulous writer bc this description gave me chills

Aww thanks girl! 

My obsession with this “filler track” is only mildly unhealthy lmao

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Head Empty
2 hours ago, NUTELLA said:

Justice is only 5 votes away now

My heart is swelling & breaking at the same time

Someone help... we only need 5 heroes

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Can the mods please check the IP addresses of the last 10-20 accounts that were created and see if they contain traces of hazelnut? :neyde:

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NUTELLA
Just now, Head Empty said:

Can the mods please check the IP addresses of the last 10-20 accounts that were created and see if they contain traces of hazelnut? :neyde:

A potential victory in the eleventh hour?

Gather round, my HMLs (Hail Mary Ladies)!

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Head Empty
12 minutes ago, NUTELLA said:

A potential victory in the eleventh hour?

Gather round, my HMLs (Hail Mary Ladies)!

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Little Sh*tsters will always know the truth :neyde:

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BeyonkaAte
18 minutes ago, NUTELLA said:

Aww thanks girl! 

My obsession with this “filler track” is only mildly unhealthy lmao

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understandable, it's probably my all time fav song 

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Ladle Ghoulash
On 6/11/2026 at 3:06 PM, NUTELLA said:

context-appropriate

Ngl the BTW name drop always felt fairly random here to me. I mean, I guess they were born as…kinky bitches? Or what’s the tea 

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NUTELLA
2 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Ngl the BTW name drop always felt fairly random here to me. I mean, I guess they were born as…kinky bitches? Or what’s the tea 

They are both heavy metal people

They were born to live hardcore/unconventional/rock'n'roll lives

Whether they live them together or not is up to his own ego

Is he secure enough to be less of a "rockstar" than her?

Is he man enough to have her as his woman?

If not, his loss... but they move on in separate directions

 

You don't need to like the tea, but you will drink it

A spoonful of curtain cream may help

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Ladle Ghoulash
2 minutes ago, NUTELLA said:

They are both heavy metal people

They were born to live hardcore/unconventional/rock'n'roll lives

Whether they live them together or not is up to his own ego

Is he secure enough to be less of a "rockstar" than her?

Is he man enough to have her as his woman?

If not, his loss... but they move on in separate directions

 

You don't need to like the tea, but you will drink it

A spoonful of curtain cream may help

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I mean…that’s a fine explanation, but I feel like it’s admittedly more of a stretch than any of the other times she’s used album titles in songs lol. But I respect the commitment to the bit of reading profundity into a song about being kinky rock n roll bitches 🤘

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NUTELLA
Just now, Ladle Ghoulash said:

I mean…that’s a fine explanation, but I feel like it’s admittedly more of a stretch than any of the other times she’s used album titles in songs lol

& ?

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NUTELLA
1 minute ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

But I respect the commitment to the bit of reading profundity into a song about being kinky rock n roll bitches 🤘

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