DESTROY UR DISEASE 15,318 Posted Sunday at 06:52 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:52 PM It's been a year since our beloved album, often and proudly named as Gaga's magnum opus, MAYHEM was given to the world. Let's celebrate that by ranking all of the songs featured on that immaculate record I'll be also including my ranking from one year ago to show how things changed over the time for me - feel free to do the same if you want to. So here's my ranking from when the album came out: Spoiler 1. Disease 2. Abracadabra 3. Perfect Celebrity 4. Garden Of Eden 5. Shadow Of a Man 6. Can't Stop The High 7. Die With a Smile 8. Zombieboy 9. Kill For Love 10. How Bad Do U Want Me 11. Vanish Into You 12. Blade Of Grass 13. Killah 14. LoveDrug 15. Don't Call Tonight 16. The Beast And here's my current one: 1. Disease 2. Abracadabra 3. Can't Stop The High 4. Shadow Of a Man 5. Perfect Celebrity 6. Kill For Love 7. LoveDrug 8. Vanish Into You 9. Killah 10. Garden Of Eden 11. Blade Of Grass 12. Zombieboy 13. Die With a Smile 14. How Bad Do U Want Me 15. The Dead Dance 16. The Beast 17. Don't Call Tonight I can smell your sickness I can... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 64,825 Posted Sunday at 07:03 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:03 PM (edited) Vanish Into You LoveDrug Abracadabra Perfect Celebrity Garden of Eden Zombieboy How Bad Do U Want Me Don't Call Tonight Disease Blade of Grass Kill For Love Can't Stop The High The Beast Temu of an MJ Middah Die With a Queef The Deaf Dance Edited Sunday at 07:03 PM by dynamite Like a poem said by a neydy in red Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Monster 849 Posted Sunday at 07:06 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:06 PM (edited) 1. Vanish Into You 2. Zombieboy 3. Abracadabra 4. Disease 5. Lovedrug 6. Garden of Eden 7. HBDYWM 8. Killah 9. Don't Call Tonight 10. Kill for Love 11. Shadow of a Man 12. The beast 13. Blade of Grass 14. The Dead Dance 15. Perfect Celebrity 16. Can't Stop the High 17. The one I don't officially recognize as part of the album Edited Sunday at 07:12 PM by Tommy Monster Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 168,167 Posted Sunday at 07:07 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:07 PM Idk that I can rank the whole album 'cause so many of the songs are exceptional quality, once you get after the best few and consider the worst few, the rest could really take any spot. LoveDrug was an instant favorite of mine and it still is Disease is incredible it gives me MJ's "Morphine" vibes and that song has been rocking my sh*t for nearly three decades now. Perfect Celebrity and Can't Stop the High blow me away I desperately need her to do real rock music for a full album I stg. And honestly? The Dead Dance has really grown on me. I never disliked it but now it's just up there. Such a jam How Bad Do U Want Me would be my third from the bottom. I get the meaning but it's not just the sound that reminds me too much of Taylor Swift, it's the "'Yeah, I'm such a bad girl' (says local white woman)" energy it's sonically not very interesting and lyrically kinda cringe. But I don't think it's meant to be that deep so she gets a pass. Blade of Grass is second from the bottom but that might just be 'cause I'm biased. I don't like Michael and I don't have to like him Dead last is that song that should have stayed in Bruno's trash folder where he dug it out of ¡Seguimos aquí! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvfzme 396 Posted Sunday at 07:10 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:10 PM 1. Disease 2. Perfect Celebrity 3. Abracadabra 4. Garden Of Eden 5. Vanish Into You 6. Zombieboy 7. LoveDrug 8. Killah 9. Don't Call Tonight 10. Can't Stop The High 11. Shadow Of A Man 12. How Bad Do U Want Me 13. The Beast 14. Die With a Smile 15. Blade Of Grass 16. The Dead Dance 17. Kill For Love Feel the beat under your feet Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Breast 3,327 Posted Sunday at 07:24 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:24 PM 30 minutes ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said: Hide contents 7. Die With a Smile 16. The Beast 15. The Dead Dance 16. The Beast past and present you, both tasteless NO GOOD TEA GOES UNGAGGED Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatellah 2,257 Posted Sunday at 07:27 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:27 PM 1. Vanish Into You 2. Disease 3. Can't Stop The High 4. LoveDrug 5. Zombieboy 6. Abracadabra 7. Shadow of a Man 8. Garden of Eden 9. Blade of Grass 10. The Beast 11. Perfect Celebrity 12. Killah 13. How Bad Do U Want Me 14. The Dead Dance 15. Don't Call Tonight 16. Kill For Love 17. Die With a Smile Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Breast 3,327 Posted Sunday at 07:34 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:34 PM 1. The Beast 2. Killah 3. Abracadabra / The Dead Dance, Interchangeable 5. Perfect Celebrity 6. Vanish Into You 7. Zombieboy 8. Disease 9. Garden of Eden ———————— 9.9/10 10. Can't Stop The High 11. LoveDrug 12. Shadow Of A Man 13. Kill For Love 14. Don't Call Tonight 15. HBDUWM 16. Blade Of Grass 17. DWAS NO GOOD TEA GOES UNGAGGED Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 18,544 Posted Sunday at 07:38 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:38 PM 1) LoveDrug 2) Shadow Of A Man 3) Vanish Into You 4) Perfect Celebrity 5) Garden Of Eden 6) Zombieboy & 7) Can't Stop The High are still the big ones for me... But Don't Call Tonight has definitely grown on me the most out of the rest. I think it's the most vulnerable moment on the album- even moreso than VIY or BOG 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackWave 51 Posted Sunday at 07:39 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:39 PM 1. LoveDrug 2. Garden Of Eden 3. Abracadabra 4. Vanish Into You 5. Disease 6. Zombieboy 7. Perfect Celebrity 8. The Beast 9. How Bad Do U Want Me 10. Shadow Of a Man 11. Killah 12. Blade Of GrassKillah 13. Die With a Smile 14. Kill For Love 15. Don't Call Tonight 16. Can't Stop The High Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout19 14,111 Posted Sunday at 07:43 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:43 PM 1. Abracadabra 2. Zombieboy 3. Garden Of Eden 4. Killah 5. Shadow Of A Man 6. How Bad Do U Want Me 7. Don't Call Tonight 8. Kill For Love 9. The Dead Dance 10. Vanish Into You 11. LoveDrug 12. Disease 13. Perfect Celebrity 14. The Beast 15. Die With A Smile 16. Can't Stop The High 17. Blade Of Grass i am a free woman. ○● Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PornoDanceFight 943 Posted Sunday at 07:55 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:55 PM 1. Killah 2. Disease 3. Abracadabra 4. Can’t Stop the High 5. Garden of Eden 6. Vanish Into You 7. ZombieBoy 8. Perfect Celebrity 9. How Bad Do U Want Me 10. Die With A Smile 11. LoveDrug 12. Shadow of a Man 13. Kill For Love 14. The Dead Dance 15. The Beast 16 . Don’t Call Tonight 17. Blade of Grass this is my personal listening preference and not an indicator of quality! No song is below a 6.5 on this record. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson123 40,955 Posted Sunday at 08:04 PM Share Posted Sunday at 08:04 PM 2026 Ranking: 1. Disease 2. Vanish Into You 3. Abracadabra 4. Perfect Celebrity 5. Killah 6. Garden of Eden 7. Zombieboy 8. LoveDrug 9. Die With A Smile 10. Don't Call Tonight 11. The Beast 12. How Bad Do U Want Me 13. Blade of Grass 14. Shadow of A Man 15. Can't Stop The High 16. The Dead Dance 17. Kill For Love Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horny Chicken 10,122 Posted Sunday at 08:09 PM Share Posted Sunday at 08:09 PM 1. Vanish Into You 2. How Bad Do U Want Me 3. Disease 4. Perfect Celebrity 5. Garden of Eden 6. Can’t Stop the High 7. Kill For Love 8. Die With A Smile 9. Shadow of a Man 10. Abracadabra 11. Zombieboy 12. Killah 13. Lovedrug 14. Don’t Call Tonight 15. Blade of Grass 16. The Beast Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagasdisease 317 Posted Sunday at 08:13 PM Share Posted Sunday at 08:13 PM 1. Perfect Celebrity 2. Garden of Eden 3. Abracadabra 4. Disease 5. Shadow of a Man 6. Zombieboy 7. Killah 8. How Bad Do U Want Me 9. LoveDrug 10. Vanish Into You 11. Die With a Smile 12. Don't Call Tonight 13. The Beast 14. Can't Stop the High 15. Blade of Grass 16. Kill for Love Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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