What will Gaga name her children?

[hamartia 2,138]

LET'S GET PARASOCIAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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As we all know, Gargar's pregnancy is inevitable and, according to some members on this forum who definitely know how pregnancy works, she will soon announce a ten year hiatus to study the works of Dern, Collette, and Kidman to make sure she can truly serve Mother like no other Mother has Mothered before, purr.

Famous people loooove to name their children whack sh*t, so do we think she'll use the same random word generator as Nara Smith and name our future siblings Nexus Indigo Andromeda? Or as an New York Italian who is Italian and from New York, will she choose Antonio Francesco Giovanni Gabagool Romeo Germanotta Polansky? Maybe something to honour Michael's proud Minnesotan heritage, or perhaps after her close friend and potential godmother, Melania?

Let's discuss this really normal and healthy topic together 

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I'm sorry, it's my first day off in like 6 days and I fear I've become deranged 

Edited 3 hours ago by hamartia

[NUTELLA 17,894]

Hamartia Polansky

[Red 98,731]

Watch her name them something simple like John or Ann just because everyone thinks she’s gonna pull a crazy name

Edited 2 hours ago by Red

[Not The Real Gaga 7,553]

Fa

ghir and Gottlieb

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[Lucas 28,982]

I expect very classic american or italian names tbh, and her sister will probably be the godmother of her first born

[princedeeblebleble 2,536]

Probably something Italian sounding 

[PartySick 166,982]

Mario, Luigi, Giuseppe, Giovanni, Francesco, Maria, Anna, Francesca, Sofia, Giulia, or Bob

Inb4 Joe or Joanne

[Ashley 9,938]

I can see Anthony or Antonio after Tony 🥹 who knows, but I don’t think she’ll pick anything stupid like Nara Smith or Grimes. 

[gagacabana 1,258]

15 minutes ago, hamartia said:

Antonio Francesco Giovanni Gabagool Romeo Germanotta Polansky

Beautiful name for a babyboy. Her girl will be Elizabeth Madonna Patrizia Harley Lee Joanne Angelina Germanotta Polansky (and both of them will transition genders by 2049)

Edited 2 hours ago by gagacabana

[hamartia 2,138]

10 minutes ago, NUTELLA said:

Hamartia Polansky

Only if it looks like me 

[PartySick 166,982]

Just now, PartySick said:

Inb4 Joe or Joanne

I'm just now realizing Gaga's grandparents really named their kids "Joe" and "Joanne"  

[gagacabana 1,258]

2 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I'm just now realizing Gaga's grandparents really named their kids "Joe" and "Joanne"  

And it's only natural that Stefygaga's firstborn will be a Joeanne (because they'll be nonbinary) 

[PartySick 166,982]

Just now, gagacabana said:

And it's only natural that Stefygaga's firstborn will be a Joeanne (because they'll be nonbinary) 

Then she sends them to conversation camp 'cause "no child of mine will be like them!" (Said as she's pointing at us in the audience)

[Horny Chicken 9,966]

Little Monster because she loves her fans so much. 

[FATCAT 60,619]

No clue but it's gonna be a LONG name