Chrissy Teigen reveals she's never farted in front of husband-of-12 years

[hamartia 3,029]

I desperately want my bf to stop smoking, but his smoke break in the morning is when I get to stealth poop... 

Edited January 23 by hamartia

[Phoenix Fields 2,714]

51 minutes ago, hamartia said:

I desperately want my bf to stop smoking, but his smoke break in the morning is when I get to stealth poop... 

Dying at this. 

[Republicanne 7,843]

okay girl 

[Hydrangea 7,899]

She has sharted though 

[gumzy3000 7,901]

He might not have heard it but he definitely must of smelled it 

[InTheCloset 21,794]

2 hours ago, weed said:

this 19yo girl married an old man and Chrissy took it personally enough to attack her for months, "dirt nap" meaning she's dead and buried

Did she marry her dad? What is this

[Lextyr97 20,796]

I fart so much that I fart sometimes when people make me laugh. Maybe my thing is too loose or something

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2 hours ago, weed said:

this 19yo girl married an old man and Chrissy took it personally enough to attack her for months, "dirt nap" meaning she's dead and buried

You can't just bury the lede like this... Courtney Stodden was groomed by this guy too. She was 16 when she married a 51 year old man.

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2 minutes ago, InTheCloset said:

Did she marry her dad? What is this

No, he was a Z-list actor whose biggest claim to fame was playing tiny bitparts and Horus Goodspeed on Lost. She was 16 years old when they got married. He was 51.

[timdrake 1,932]

I don't do that in front of folks I'm dating either, even if it's been years. It's just nasty to fill the room up with that  nor would I want them to fill the room up with their... ass essence (assence?) just be polite and leave the room to do it

[weed 78,959]

3 minutes ago, vanna shintuyu said:

You can't just bury the lede like this... Courtney Stodden was groomed by this guy too. She was 16 when she married a 51 year old man.

I thought she was underage but I didn't remember exactly. & that just means Chrissy is even more evil!

Edited January 23 by weed

[BUtterfield 8 41,818]

[Hadrian 2,637]

lmao. she's an asshole for that bullying but i've never farted in front of my partner either (not awake anyway).

I've also never poo'd with the door open when he's around. 

[InTheCloset 21,794]

4 hours ago, vanna shintuyu said:

No, he was a Z-list actor whose biggest claim to fame was playing tiny bitparts and Horus Goodspeed on Lost. She was 16 years old when they got married. He was 51.

Why was she so pissed?

[Guest]

Farting is hot tbh. It shows what you can do with that h*le.