Teletubby 155,011 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 JoJo Siwa is expanding her empire to the high seas with a dedicated fan cruise scheduled for summer 2026. The performer has partnered with Royal Caribbean to stage a three-night sailing packed with Siwa-themed events and appearances. Running from 12 to 15 June 2026, the trip will take place aboard Utopia of the Seas. Everyone booked through JoJoSiwaCruise.com will have access to programming created specifically for the voyage, including meet-and-greets, Q&As, dance parties, Build-a-Bow sessions and a dance class led by Siwa herself. She has also confirmed that the sailing will host an edition of her Infinity Heart Concert, marking the first time part of the tour has been staged at sea. Announcing the project, Siwa said: “This is the most immersive fan event I’ve ever created, and I cannot wait to share it with you!” The line-up of activities stretches across the entire trip and includes a welcome gathering, trivia rounds, a Name That Tune challenge, photography and autograph opportunities, and a closing party on the final day. Guests who book their cabin through Royal Caribbean directly – or via any site other than the official JoJo portal – will not be able to take part in the Siwa events. source I hate it here 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 112,074 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 Wondering if this worse than parking lot concert or no, since most cruise ship are filled by geriatric pensioners (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ The spirit of Ukko will burn with us tonight! (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,647 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 IMAGINE, you are trapped on a ship drifting aimlessly through water, no land in sight, you're alone, there's no escape, in the darkness of the hull she lurkes - introducing a new horror-themed cruise for adreanaline junkies, one that will test your sainty and sense of self It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 16,273 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 1 minute ago, CautiousLurker said: in the darkness of the hull she lurkes Love this. But you know she'll come onstage like Jaws eating Quint 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timdrake 1,294 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 jesus christ i would rather dive off the boat 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 33,104 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 Isn’t she still embarrassed about losing her recent bid to become mayor of NYC? We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANGT 5,543 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 this sounds so stressful. living on a boat, going to a concert, 2 other events, and a water park all in just 4 days. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 75,729 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 OMG fellow Siwanators!! do we think Papa Chris will make an appearance?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,647 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 (edited) 16 minutes ago, NUTELLA said: Love this. But you know she'll come onstage like Jaws eating Quint Oh gawd I'm imagining her leaping out of the water and immediately starting the dance break, and that's what causes the ship to start sinking... kind of like it did irl now that I'm thinking about it Edited December 11, 2025 by CautiousLurker It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrenchGuy 2,362 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 (edited) 21 minutes ago, RAMROD said: Wondering if this worse than parking lot concert or no, since most cruise ship are filled by geriatric pensioners its either geriatric oldies or gay lawyers getting railed on G for 4 days straight Edited December 11, 2025 by TheFrenchGuy 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 120,896 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 I still don't understand what is her target audience. So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookytanooki 1,198 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 if you don't have something nice to say, be mean 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
high culture 2,240 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 I would love for Gaga to have a cruise tbh. Kesha did it a few years ago 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
princedeeblebleble 2,367 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 The vocal range and pure talent are gonna sink the ship Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 62,557 Posted December 11, 2025 Share Posted December 11, 2025 1 hour ago, River said: I still don't understand what is her target audience. The hearing impaired Like a poem said by a neydy in red 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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