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I was winding down from a rehearsal the other day and I was listening to Cosmos by Carl Sean and reading a book on string theory. I was like going to bed that was definitely helping. I was like Pythagoras, Pythagoras.
I've always been interested in astrophysics and astronomy and astrology and the stars. I feel like we are all made of stardust and we all come from the stars and it'll be exciting to see them twinkle from that site and also have such an appreciation for mother earth when we see it in that way.

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spookytanooki

I really wanna like her and believe what she says, but all I can hear is media training. 

 

God, I'm so exhausted by the current state of celebrity and media

 

edit: there are moments where she comes thru with such earnest sincerity, but you can literally see the gears shifting in her brain when she gets back on track with the training

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PartySick
10 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

I've always been interested in astrophysics and astronomy and astrology and the stars

I take back every nice thing I've said about her :smh: 

Astrology is not science, it's superstition. No different from believing the little scrap of paper in a fortune cookie is a 100% factual prediction of the future or that the zombie son of god rose from the dead and washed away the sins of every human.

To list it along with legitimate science irks me :toofunny: 

What's next? "I've been studying medicine, like crystals and acupuncture" :toofunny: 

12 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

I was listening to Cosmos by Carl Sean and reading a book on string theory. I was like going to bed that was definitely helping. I was like Pythagoras, Pythagoras.

And all this :kry: 

Why Pythagoras? The man is known for geometry...and string theory is advanced level theoretical physics. You're gonna be the passenger of a high atmosphere d*ck measuring contest, girl. Calm down :rip: 

She hit all my pet peeves in two paragraphs, I can't believe it :lmao: 

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bionic
18 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

I've always been interested in astrophysics and astronomy and astrology and the stars.

She obviously didn't get very far in her studies then

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alsemanche
19 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

astrophysics and astronomy and astrology

One of these things is not like the others :ladyhaha:

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FfFfFfFF

She is going to compose subatomic music and share 'Woman's World' with the celestial multi-dimensional beings. No one is safe from her power. :bradley:

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17 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I take back every nice thing I've said about her :smh: 

 

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CautiousLurker

Yaaas, a sequel to 

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Nessun Dorma

I can’t deal with the fact that she puts string theory, astrophysics, astronomy and astrology all in the same basket! Pythagoras must be turning in his grave.

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butthole

It's like she's been in the same room as people who know what they're talking about, but she only retains every fifth word

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Zombiecat

Is this what i sound like when i talk about space facts because ive spent 6 years falling asleep to astronomy videos :messga:

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dynamite

Every reply in this thread is sending me to space :kry: maybe I'll meet Katy Perry and we can discuss astrology :neyde:

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