The Onion's exclusive interview with Lady Gaga

[nATAH 45,514]

The Onion: Were you bothered by the negative reaction to Joker: Folie à Deux?

Gaga: No, as I’ve gotten older and more mature I’ve learned to accept when something is just an irredeemable piece of ****.

 

The Onion: What keeps you up at night?

Gaga: The threat of a 10% tariff on latex. 

 

The Onion: Why do you call your fans “little monsters”?

Gaga: I find each and every one a threat to my personal safety.

 

The Onion: After our last interview, you borrowed some Tupperware to take home leftovers from the photo shoot. Can we have it back?

Gaga: No, sorry. I’m using it to hold soil and oats for cultivating mealworms.

https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-lady-gaga/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJGJ_tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHRMPlW3sg-TArCpn1r3i_Idz7zJ9fK67ZfzMnqQN7zhkLSUwH1ZKMKwRBg_aem__EcLSuyieA9rbXma_6zGQw

[The Fame Monster 4,077]

"The Onion: Were you bothered by the negative reaction to Joker: Folie à Deux?

Gaga: No, as I’ve gotten older and more mature I’ve learned to accept when something is just an irredeemable piece of ****."

[River 110,133]

sounds like something I would write

[The Fame Monster 4,077]

Wait, what is this? Is this real or

 

? 

[MaybeKermit 4,452]

idgi, is this satire or.....?lmao never heard of The Onion

[Auralegends 5,375]

Strean Onion Girl

[TwistedTeeth 2,022]

1 hour ago, MaybeKermit said:

idgi, is this satire or.....?lmao never heard of The Onion

 

1 hour ago, The Fame Monster said:

Wait, what is this? Is this real or

 

? 

It's not real, The Onion is a satirical site. They're really good at it too

[getbehindmybarrier 623]

The Onion is a satire news site.  It’s been around for decades. Some of yall make me laugh. 

[misha4ever 1,262]

I love The Onion

[SHALLOW 16,122]

.

Edited 13 minutes ago by SHALLOW

[Ladle Ghoulash 18,507]

2 hours ago, River said:

sounds like something I would write

Don’t drag them like that, sis 

[Ladle Ghoulash 18,507]

1 minute ago, SHALLOW said:

I kinda hate that she's shading Joker. It was a good movie and i wish she stood by it instead of trashing it like everyone else tbh

You know the Onion is satire and that this isn’t a real interview, right? 

[monstertoronto 9,137]

3 minutes ago, SHALLOW said:

I kinda hate that she's shading Joker. It was a good movie and i wish she stood by it instead of trashing it like everyone else tbh

This is satire. It’s not real. She didn’t say any of these things. 

Edited 15 minutes ago by monstertoronto

[SHALLOW 16,122]

2 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

You know the Onion is satire and that this isn’t a real interview, right? 

 

Just now, monstertoronto said:

This is satire. It’s not real. She didn’t say any of these things. 

Sorry, i didn't know. But what i said is still true. she shaded it multiple times

[TSUNAMI 20,763]

Just now, SHALLOW said:

 

Sorry, i didn't know. But what i said is still true. she shaded it multiple times

Same as movie shaded her for bot giving her enough of screen time and character development