The Onion's exclusive interview with Lady Gaga

[nATAH 45,521]

The Onion: Were you bothered by the negative reaction to Joker: Folie à Deux?

Gaga: No, as I’ve gotten older and more mature I’ve learned to accept when something is just an irredeemable piece of ****.

 

The Onion: What keeps you up at night?

Gaga: The threat of a 10% tariff on latex. 

 

The Onion: Why do you call your fans “little monsters”?

Gaga: I find each and every one a threat to my personal safety.

 

The Onion: After our last interview, you borrowed some Tupperware to take home leftovers from the photo shoot. Can we have it back?

Gaga: No, sorry. I’m using it to hold soil and oats for cultivating mealworms.

https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-lady-gaga/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJGJ_tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHRMPlW3sg-TArCpn1r3i_Idz7zJ9fK67ZfzMnqQN7zhkLSUwH1ZKMKwRBg_aem__EcLSuyieA9rbXma_6zGQw

[The Fame Monster 4,081]

"The Onion: Were you bothered by the negative reaction to Joker: Folie à Deux?

Gaga: No, as I’ve gotten older and more mature I’ve learned to accept when something is just an irredeemable piece of ****."

[River 110,143]

sounds like something I would write

[The Fame Monster 4,081]

Wait, what is this? Is this real or

 

? 

[MaybeKermit 4,452]

idgi, is this satire or.....?lmao never heard of The Onion

[Auralegends 5,375]

Strean Onion Girl

[TwistedTeeth 2,028]

1 hour ago, MaybeKermit said:

idgi, is this satire or.....?lmao never heard of The Onion

 

1 hour ago, The Fame Monster said:

Wait, what is this? Is this real or

 

? 

It's not real, The Onion is a satirical site. They're really good at it too

[getbehindmybarrier 626]

The Onion is a satire news site.  It’s been around for decades. Some of yall make me laugh. 

[misha4ever 1,262]

I love The Onion

[SHALLOW 16,122]

.

Edited 2 hours ago by SHALLOW

[Ladle Ghoulash 18,519]

2 hours ago, River said:

sounds like something I would write

Don’t drag them like that, sis 

[Ladle Ghoulash 18,519]

1 minute ago, SHALLOW said:

I kinda hate that she's shading Joker. It was a good movie and i wish she stood by it instead of trashing it like everyone else tbh

You know the Onion is satire and that this isn’t a real interview, right? 

[monstertoronto 9,137]

3 minutes ago, SHALLOW said:

I kinda hate that she's shading Joker. It was a good movie and i wish she stood by it instead of trashing it like everyone else tbh

This is satire. It’s not real. She didn’t say any of these things. 

Edited 2 hours ago by monstertoronto

[SHALLOW 16,122]

2 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

You know the Onion is satire and that this isn’t a real interview, right? 

 

Just now, monstertoronto said:

This is satire. It’s not real. She didn’t say any of these things. 

Sorry, i didn't know. But what i said is still true. she shaded it multiple times

[TSUNAMI 20,763]

Just now, SHALLOW said:

 

Sorry, i didn't know. But what i said is still true. she shaded it multiple times

Same as movie shaded her for bot giving her enough of screen time and character development