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If Gaga Split In Two


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54 minutes ago, TimisaMonster said:

I would say down the middle...:nooo:

No no no, not down the middle. You'd lose the brain, the face and the ass.

If you go top half bottom half, the top half could still write songs, play the piano, sing live, look beautiful, smile and dispense kindness.

The bottom half could continue to dance at concerts and could apologize for the lip-synching, citing physical wear and tear as a legitimate reason.

Modern technology beng what it is, I'm sure they could come up with some arrangement that would allow her to be screwed back together each night before she went to bed. That would allow her to wake up every morning as the complete princess that she is.

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1 hour ago, MOT said:

The bottom half could continue to dance at concerts and could apologize for the lip-synching, citing physical wear and tear as a legitimate reason.

Labial lipsyncing 

:enigma:

please enlighten me to death
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Ariana Grindr
2 hours ago, Blue Monster said:

Heaven & Hell

She would have long hair on one side and short hair on the other  And be sweet and a psycho  :huntyga:

what the hell wtf GIF by Music Choice

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13 minutes ago, Blastertoyo said:

Labial lipsyncing 

:enigma:

Oh s--t. I hadn't actually thought that through, but yes, I suppose.

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2 hours ago, Killa said:

Not chromatica being a horcrux portal where she deposits half of her

 

You cracked the code. 

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Xoxo Adriana

i read the title in the “manifesto of mother monster” intro voice:ladyhaha:

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holy scheisse

And as she herself split in two, rotating in agony between two ultimate forces.... The pendulum of choice began it's dance :lana: it seems easy, you imagine, to gravitate instantly... And unwaveringly... Towards good:lana: but she wondered..... How can I protect something so perfect, without evil:pray:

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Stupid Oreo

Laga  and Dyga

:enigma:

 

Then the Gaga split in two, the Ga created Ga(y)'s like me and you :billie:

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GagaSine

I thought you meant like if Gaga split into Stefani (normal civilian) and Lady Gaga (celebrity) so she could finally be happy :deadbanana:

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Where is LG7
19 hours ago, Blastertoyo said:

It’s not a far stretch? She splits in two in Born This Way too

music video mv GIF by Lady Gaga

she will then rotate in agony between two ultimate forces

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3 hours ago, Lady Gayga said:

Laga  and Dyga

:enigma:

 

Then the Gaga split in two, the Ga created Ga(y)'s like me and you :billie:

:tony:

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