blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Just now, PEZ said: nnnnnn imagine if doctors spoke like this go to your OB/GYN appointment and he's all *snapping on gloves* "ma'am did you know you got bacon, egg, and cheese grease up in here" "I can tell you had ribs for dinner last evening" I would live for that tbh haha. It beats “how many partners have you had? How did it get that high?” reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where is LG7 3,720 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 i thot we were talkin bout ph balance and personal hygiene.... why is it bout my dinner last night!? i feel attacked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,861 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 This feels like the time to tell the story about my cousin. She’s a pediatric nurse practitioner in an ER, and she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raragaga 8,119 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 xoxo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 56 minutes ago, Twitter said: “Your d*ck smell like mustard” That threw me... Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petty 9,412 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! NOT A FORK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasclautmangos 2,746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: This feels like the time to tell the story about my cousin. She’s a pediatric nurse practitioner in an ER, and she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! The chapstick and lunch meat is understandable. But a fork? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: This feels like the time to tell the story about my cousin. She’s a pediatric nurse practitioner in an ER, and she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! Chapstick I can see, but lunch meat and a fork? reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, MonsterMom said: Why would it smell like mustard? Is that a thing The MUST-ard...wooo them balls of they ain't scrubbed can get a pungent vinegar smell Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petty 9,412 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 Just now, TimisaMonster said: The MUST-ard...wooo them balls of they ain't scrubbed can get a pungent vinegar smell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,861 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, rasclautmangos said: The chapstick and lunch meat is understandable. But a fork? How is lunch meat understandable? But I agree, the fork just takes it to another level. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: How is lunch meat understandable? But I agree, the fork just takes it to another level. Maybe they’re thinking of hot dogs? reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Ecstasy2 2,202 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Teenagers make choices, but chapstick, a fork, and lunch meat?!?! NONE OF THESE ARE UNDERSTANDABLE “Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEZ 6,227 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! sis heard the phrase "eating out" and served her man a full meal with silverware ⚡🐲 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,535 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 This is actually solid advice. Thanks mom! Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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