DC 25,164 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 https://tubitv.com/movies/457532/not_cool?utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed I'm only 5:55 seconds in, that intro was ALL over the place! It feels SO rushed and maybe if they actually took their time with each scene rather than being absolutely obnoxious to heighten up the energy it would at least be better to painfully sit through. Not even 20 seconds in and there's already a racist joke. The gay joke about #A**Venture's is really forced and you can tell. Ok so the only person we've really been introduced to is Tory and all these other characters feel like they're coming in super rushed, like I don't know who any of these people are and it's starting to annoy me ... Well that took a turn, it's interesting how he wanted to tell... I forgot her name that her dad was closing down some store, wish this scene didn't feel so rushed. Um, the way their dad thinks about his employee is kind of weird. Shane coming up with stripper jokes just doesn't surprise me. I know people keep saying that dude Tory's best friends with is a giant stereotype and I can DEFINITELY see that, but there actually are people that are like that, so maybe he just has that kind of personality, I'm REALLY trying to give this movie the benefit of the doubt Oh my God the mom just... s**t herself, the noises Ok I'm at the party scene, and that guy that apparently owns the house with the heavy accent seems to be HEAVILY exaggerating the accent, to the point where you can tell it's fake. The let her out joke seems like it could've been cut earlier to the next scene, there's too much time after he says "let her out" for it to feel like a good joke, like if that was cut earlier it would've been funnier. Why do I like this weird senior high school conversation between Tory and the guy? Um ok, nevermind, the whole "drinking out of a p***y" thing is something not even I, a straight guy, even wants to see, like I'm just feeling disgusted imagining that scenario, no thank you. Shane playing the blonde highschool girl is saying some pretty offensive things involving roofied and rape and being insensitive to Jewish people which the joke itself makes no sense. "Toats Retar" Um, no JEEZ the blonde Shane is overly obnoxious, no thank you. Nnnnn what is this scene? The bathroom scene where the guy with glasses is in with the girl that's not Tory, like this is so thrown in your face There's still an hour and 15 minutes left He feels more like a predator more than someone who just has a highly sexually fantasized crush. Ok that scene where he talks about how he did in the class was pretty ok, he didn't seem creepy, but how the heck did he win a date with that? Like no I feel like the whole convo between Tory and the guy with glasses is weird, like he almost doesn't even acknowledge the fact that she got puked on by a drunk girl, and not many people will recognize this right away but she's basically making fun of her being overweight by saying the vomit came from 10 different restaurants. Ok now "Scott" (Shane) is staking Heather. Op- Deserved, he just got hit by Tory's car The joke about staking that isn't staking but ultimately concluding that it is stalking just wasn't executed well at all, like they could've made that whole thing seem SO much funnier with enough space in between the sayings and dramatization. What's wrong with Tory, she seems really mean, like someone I wouldn't want to hang out with at all. You can tell he wrote this script because of what she's supposed to say about him being "attractive" This green screen doesn't look good, like the actual footage of them in the car is grainy and the background is super clear, like The kiss and the surprise s*x scene is something they shouldn't have done. The gay friend asking about the s*x scene, in particular what Shane was like, felt more creepy than anything. 23 minutes in Ok so they're having Thanksgiving at Scott (Shane) and the other girl that isn't Tory's family (because they're siblings). The aunt is making people with mental disabilities bad with how she talks and the whole "pregnant with an alien" story. His sister is unnecessarily mean. Again with the jokes about the aunt being mental. Ok now we're at Tory's family. The mom's into her daughter's man while her husband watches. Making fun of her blindness again but this time kind of in a funny way with the painting that they told her was in a museum is actually hanging on their own wall. The mom is being overly obnoxious. I've never really drank like Tory did at the end of the scene, but I really felt that 25 minutes in Shane is on the toilet His aunt has multiple personality disorder? Well anyway, kind of cringy acting. 26 Minutes in (I'm doing these pretty much every time there's a new scene ) The mom is super excited to play dance central for some reason even though she literally never plays at all throughout the rest of this scene. Ok why do I actually enjoy watching this whole dramatic scene Tory and Sha- Scott are having outside the door, like so far this is the best acted part I've seen already from this movie, which says a lot but also doesn't say a lot at the same time. Oh no the mom's back. The bone's joke Shane makes is boring and doesn't really make sense. Tory's scarecrow joke was better. ... Why do I hate the mom so much? She's following all of Shane's pedophilic tendencies Did the dad just make a racist joke???? And it doesn't even make any sense Ok I'm only 31 minutes in and I'm just in no mood to watch the rest of this movie, it's getting late and I have better things to do, maybe I'll watch the rest another time but I'm just really not in the mood to watch the rest of this, comment down below what you think of this movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, ProjectJoanne said: I'm only 5:55 seconds in I'm only 1 sentence in and I'm already incorrect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 60,053 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 What the hell did I just not read Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, dynamite said: What the hell did I just not read It's actually pretty short compared to what I could've written about this movie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born in Chromatica 7 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Shane Dawson? FaShIoN iS mY pAsSiOn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, dynamite said: What the hell did I just not read STOP THROWING STONES AT YOUR SISTERS AND YOUR BROTHERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 60,053 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, Doot said: STOP THROWING STONES AT YOUR SISTERS AND YOUR BROTHERS Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, dynamite said: It's not a stone so I guess you technically listened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 60,053 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Doot said: It's not a stone so I guess you technically listened. Stop throwing phones at your sisters and your brothers Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, dynamite said: Stop throwing phones at your sisters and your brothers And Doot drowned Dynamite alongside the minnows in the harbor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 very cool Kanye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Agunimon said: very cool Kanye ...what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 60,053 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, Doot said: ...what? Ignore her she drinks crack Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaEnigma 1,474 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Why are you torturing yourself like that tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, GagaEnigma said: Why are you torturing yourself like that tho I just wanted to see what it was like since I heard so many people hating on it, now I personally know why Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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