How weird do you think Gaga’s child name will be?

[Allan 3,875]

I hope she doesn't name him after her father, he hasn't been quite the person to look up to as of recently... 

[Doot 2]

1 hour ago, Judas Society said:

She will name the baby Joanne if girl.

Imagine listening to Mom's album with your name as the title and then hearing Dancing In Circles. 

[MercifulAir 837]

She’s going to have a son and his name will be David! She’ll probably name her daughter Abigail or Maya.

[tifffany 373]

Should be Tiffany tbh. I’m already naming my daughter Stefani 

[Shaney 5,515]

Her child's name will be Christina Summers Martinelli Germanotta 

[River 116,135]

She'll call him Lorenzo Maurizio Octavo Doremi

[Twitter 14]

Knowing Gaga, being Italian, and her family background. She will name her child something normal, but not too normal like John, Tony, or Dustin. 

[Yxilon 5,248]

Arabella Donatella Angelina Germanotta 

[DC 25,164]

She's gonna name them Chromaticania 2 

[Terrence 1,206]

Taylor Polansky Germanotta

[Blastertoyo 22,728]

Skip 

[Fresco 1,688]

The baby daddy should have some role to play in the naming, not us.

So whatever ... but I disagree with some of the previous posts. In my experience, a first name is usually that, a first used unique name for the family. So not Joanne nor Joe nor Steph...  A middle name might be the same as another family member. I find it a little odd that families have multiple generations of a name, like George sr, George jr, George the third. George the 4th. They are just another calf from the bull, like naming generations of cattle.

Is she pregnant?  

Also, that Musk kid name is a horrendous moniker that kid will legally change as soon as legally able to. What a burden to put on a kid, a name that no-one can pronounce or spell. 

[RAMROD 109,190]

Her first kid will be obviously named;

Talented Brilliant Incredible Amazing Show Stopping Spectacular Never The Same Totally Unique Completely Not Ever Been Done Before Unafraid To Reference Or Not Reference Put It In A Blender Sh!t On It Vomit On It Eat It Give Birth To It Germanotta

[Illuminati 15,921]

I would have thought she'd name them something weird a few years ago but I bet you it's going to be a traditional Italian name

[Ronk 14,762]

6 minutes ago, RAMROD said:

Her first kid will be obviously named;

Talented Brilliant Incredible Amazing Show Stopping Spectacular Never The Same Totally Unique Completely Not Ever Been Done Before Unafraid To Reference Or Not Reference Put It In A Blender Sh!t On It Vomit On It Eat It Give Birth To It Germanotta

It's settled then.