Customzanotti 1,786 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 So we know that our lady of gagalupe is 5'2 ish, which is... y'know... short, but i never really get the impression that she's that short from photos. Her dancers aren't a lot taller than her, and she doesn't really wear 12 inch stilettos when she's performing, so what is it? Optical illusions or poor eyesight? Does she only hire munchkin dancers?? Discuss! Pompom hole n streets w/ ma heels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I think a lot of her dancers are really short. I remember seeing Sloan mention in an IG post that she was 5'3 or something like that. It's either that or all these years of feasting on the blood of the innocent gained Gaga some height. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr S 8,439 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 The second pic for example Gaga is wearing heels while her dancers are not and they still have 3-4 inches on her. Which brings the dancers to 5'7'-6'0 range which is basically average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenHeartedMonster 1,078 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I think she is actually taller than 5 foot 2 since she once said that she is 5 foot 3 and 3/4. And the name of the documentary came from a song that had "five foot two" in its lyrics (maybe "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?") and it was played on the background at one scene and it kind of fit to the fact that Gaga is short. But I think she's actually a normal height woman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 They're also 5 foot 2, welcome to the Joanne era Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FfFfFfFF 54,428 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I agree with the reasons already posted but there's one more: This kind of shoulders are meant to create the illusion that the wearer is taller. It just tricks the eye. Add the fact that she wears hills and that her dancers could be short themselves and are still taller than her. I'm guessing the geometry of the skirt and wig has the same effect: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerMonster 2,361 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Im 5’3 and I towered over her Don’t play with me, it just hurts me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy 11,806 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Google says she's 5 foot 1, but I'm not sure she does seem a little taller. Bradley Cooper is 6 foot 1 and I'm not sure she looked a full foot shorter than him in all those pictures (taking into account her heels) I hope she's 5 foot 3 and 3/4 because then we can be the same height but I'm not sure she's that tall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame 4,152 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, OpenHeartedMonster said: I think she is actually taller than 5 foot 2 since she once said that she is 5 foot 3 and 3/4... I think what you are talking about was when she was joking as she accepted that award from...MTV? (It was shaped like a popcorn, lol, sorry I don't remember what it was ). I think it was for 5 foot 2, and she was basically like 'lol, im actually 5 foot 3 3/4, tricked you guys!". I don't think she was actually making a factual statement about her height. I had always heard/read she is 5 foot 1, but may have grown an inch with the hip sx, or otherwise maybe it's some artistic statement akin to the MTN opening. "It’s not that I have been dishonest; it’s just that I loathe reality", like she's always reaching a tiny bit further or sth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHALLOW 16,045 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Not that much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,839 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I still can't believe that she's over a foot shorter than me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOOK 76,406 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 She's 365 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryJaneHolland 77,348 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I still believe she is 5"1. The documentary was probably called that way because of the song used in it, and the MTV Movie Awards thing was probably just a joke. I mean... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,777 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 From this angle you can tell how short she is compared to her dancers especially when wearing flats in the daytime Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FfFfFfFF 54,428 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mudkip said: True! those are not even flats but platform shoes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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