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Was Gaga the "Cool Girl" of Pop to begin with during The Fame and The Fame Monster?

Then the world realized that she had an opinion about changing the world and shook the world by releasing Born This Way, they realized she was smart and threatening?

 

Could this be why she has struggled to full be appreciated by the GP again?

 

Is this also what happened with Witness?

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Blastertoyo
1 minute ago, goods said:

Yes, some kind of cool girl miss Lo sang about. Ugh imagine a songwriting collab 

Stay High is kind of like Just Dance, except sadder.

 

"Can't find my drink or man, where are my keys I lost my phone"

 

"And I drink up all my money, dazed and kinda lonely"

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JohnnyVersace

I'd argue that she was the cool girl during BTW - as they explain, it's a girl created by male fantasies. So when Gaga's smoking cigs, drinking Budweiser, wearing leather, etc. that's when she fills those stereotypes tbh. 

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Nick and Amy will be gone. But then we never really existed. Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. Cool girl. Men always use that, don’t they?  As their defining compliment. She’s a Cool girl. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for ****ing. She like what he likes. So, evidently, he’s vinyl hipster who loves fetish monger. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted a cool girl and for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax stripped my *** raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size 2. I blew him… semi regularly. I lived in the moment. I was ****ing game. I can’t say I didn’t enjoy some of it… Nick teased out in my things I didn’t know existed. A lightness, a humour, an ease. But I made him smarter, sharper, I inspired him to rise to my level. I forged the man of my dreams.

We were happy pretending to be other people. We were the happiest people we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest. But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally then he dragged me, penniless, to the naval of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier Cool Girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No ****ing way. He doesn’t get to win!

Sorry this is what I immediately thought of about Cool Girl :laughga: 

Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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1 minute ago, Mudkip said:

Sorry this is what I immediately thought of about Cool Girl :laughga: 

I recite the cool girl monologue every night before I go to sleep. It's my daily prayer :pray:

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3 minutes ago, JohnnyVersace said:

it's a girl created by male fantasies. So when Gaga's smoking cigs, drinking Budweiser, wearing leather, etc. that's when she fills those stereotypes tbh. 

I agree with that point because 

Her: gaga dreams GIF

 

-But now, imagine that same girl, singing about gay rights and Judas

Wasn't as big of a hit with the GP

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Addison Rae

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and **** sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, **** on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every ****ing thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point **** someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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Andreu

I think this was an interesting reflection, but i don't thin Gaga fits in this category. It's true that Gaga might not be the typical girly girl (I hate using this expression but it's the one the video uses and you know what i mean), but it's because her personality goes somewhere else. 

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1 hour ago, Andreu said:

I think this was an interesting reflection, but i don't thin Gaga fits in this category. It's true that Gaga might not be the typical girly girl (I hate using this expression but it's the one the video uses and you know what i mean), but it's because her personality goes somewhere else. 

I think Gaga kinda did embody it during TF/M though talking about drinking whisky and beer, comparing herself to rockstars and making baseball references 

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3 hours ago, Dolce Vita said:

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and **** sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, **** on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every ****ing thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point **** someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

Whoever understands where this is from gets a cookie:ally:

What a good movie and monologue:diane:

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