not a french fry 1,565 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 We all know and stan ARTPOP, but what I’ve really noticed is that we don’t stan the ARTPOP era as a whole. Well, I really think that she could’ve really made the era EVEN MORE fabulously messy by doing this... CREATING A BRAND OF POPSICLES CALLED ARTPOPs. They would be released as a limited edition popsicle a couple months before the official release of ARTPOP. Basically, each unique popsicle would relate to a song on the album, and on the popsicle stick, there would be a lyric from the song that the popsicle is teasing! DOESN'T THAT SOUND MESSY AND AMAZING?! The popsicles: AuraPOP: flavor: Taro, color: Dark purple, song lyric: Enigma Popstar is fun VenusPOP: Flavor: Blue moon, Color: turquoise/blue ombré, song lyric: Don’t you know my áss is famous? ARTPOP: Flavor: mystery (cause ARTPOP can mean or be anything), Color: white, song lyric: My ARTPOP could mean anything! SexxxPOP (maybe not): Flavor: Dragon Fruit/ Passion Fruit mix, Color: Hot pink, Song lyric: I touch myself and think of you. SwinePOP: Flavor: Indescribable Disgustingness, Color: brown and light pink swirl, song lyric: You’re just a pig inside a human body MaryPOP: Flavor: Weed, Color: green, song lyric: Won't be a slave to the blonde, Or the culture of the popular but yeah, THESE DESERTS WOULD'VE SLAYED. huge missed opportunity on Gaga’s part. The fans would’ve lost it. And the box could’ve been a collector’s item!!!!! What do y’all think?! Has anyone ever thought of this before?? social experiment gone wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a french fry 1,565 Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 Can someone from Fan Art please design the box?? THAT WOULD BE ICONIC social experiment gone wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renie 7,909 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Omg!!!! This was such a missed opportunity on her part!!! She needs to hire little monsters!!! But could you imagine! I would have bought a box to eat and then I’d probably have a box in my freezer that would have to stay there until the end of time just because!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renie 7,909 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 These also need to be made and sold at her future theme park!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 21,094 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I think you needed a story just to post this gif. I approve, it's hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
likeitrough 5,862 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 threads like this should be sent to gagas team as a cry for help. Spoiler jk. get your marketing gig life. swinePOP sounds nasty though which makes me think that gaga would totally do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I would laugh but really enjoy these, image what a Donatella or Jewels N Drugs flavor would be like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,478 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Here for a Do What You Want With My Popsicle ad campaign It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMom 12,647 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I would buy them all but especially the VenusPOP! Can someone just invent these please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDA878 421 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Pop Water who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
automatic 1,001 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 omg your mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOP2 3,948 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, GagaVenusStan said: SexxxPOP is it D shaped? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a french fry 1,565 Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 minute ago, ARTPOP2 said: is it D shaped? Sure, why not, and swinePOP can be pig shaped social experiment gone wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McYves 1,612 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, GagaVenusStan said: Sure, why not, and swinePOP can be pig shaped And DonatellaPOP can be Donatella Versace-shaped? Please? Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch, just drink my ****ing coffee and watch 90's cartoons and hush Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Customzanotti 1,811 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Alongside Haus Labs we're introducing Haus Confections with our all new ARTPOPs, flavors: Sexxxpop & Swinepop... mmmm Pompom hole n streets w/ ma heels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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