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What If ASIB Is Never Released


Lana Del Gay

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Lana Del Gay

***Disclaimer: Don't meltdown, it will be released, just a random thought I pulled out my a55!***

But I just had a li'l panic attack about this. What if we've been hyping this movie and soundtrack up for ages and can't wait for Gaga to be an award-winning actress, and it's all just a joke... 

The teasers and trailer weren't part of a movie but rather filmed to make us think a movie is coming, but in reality Gaga likes to watch us suffer and she can't wait for the disappointment when October comes and nothing happens. :messga:

Then loads of ppl will make threads saying "She actually meant October next year!!!11!!1!!" for the rest of time, along with Gaga posting more weird B&W photos to pretend LG6 is coming forever. Then she moves to a remote island and we never hear from her again. 

The 8 minute applause was faked along with all the amazingly positive reviews. 

What would GGD become? We would all just make pretend ASIB OST and LG6 leaks and delusional theories about her return until we discover we are living in a simulation :saladga:.

This is my biggest nightmare, thanks for coming to my TED Talk! 

On a lighter note... 

um,

:awkney:

Don't worry girls we just need to hold on a little longer for Gaga content. 

What have you done to us Gaga I-

Have fun discussing this bleak thread 

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That rah rah bitch
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Schizophonic

i´m impressed how much time and energy you put into.... well... this. maybe you have a bit too much time?

no offense but really, whats the point?

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Lana Del Gay
2 minutes ago, Schizophonic said:

i´m impressed how much time and energy you put into.... well... this. maybe you have a bit too much time?

no offense but really, whats the point?

I have evidence! Remember that video of Gaga saying "no thanks" to an umbrella? What if she's saying no thanks to releasing the film...

Spoiler

Don't take me seriously :huntyga:

 

That rah rah bitch
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VoldeLorde2

Considering there was a scraped Cheek to Cheek documentary, we probably wouldn't even know about the movie if it was cancelled. 

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Quality thread, love your dedication and effort put into it :vegas:

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Schizophonic

this movie is so much bigger than gaga, i doubt there is anything she could do to stop it now... and... why would she?

 

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Lana Del Gay
2 minutes ago, gam said:

Quality thread, love your dedication and effort put into it :vegas:

Can't tell if this is sarcastic or not but thanks lol :vegas:

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