Has anybody here ever been brought on stage by Gaga?

[monster4life231 4,304]

Title.

I've only been brought onto the stage by her in my dreams. 

[iAstroLeo 14,432]

5 minutes ago, monster4life231 said:

Title.

I've only been brought onto the stage by her in my dreams. 

[FATCAT 60,100]

Yes, but technically the stage was also in my head.

Spoiler

 

[ryanripley 86,575]

yes, when she performed Bloody Mary she absorbed all of our souls out of the audience and recycled them into the fog for the next show

[PunkTheFunk 124,485]

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

[iAstroLeo 14,432]

11 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

At least your weight didn't break the mechanics of the stage  

[Haroon 49,685]

No and I have no idea how I'd react if I was  Starstruck but petrified but excited all at the same time

5 minutes ago, iAstroLeo said:

At least your weight didn't break the mechanics of the stage  

Always looking on the bright side

[Andreu 37,216]

25 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

Have you ever tried written a Book 

[Sanne Godijn 2,203]

Please tell me this story is fake

[bloody g 31,746]

30 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

ungrateful bitch 

[Sanne Godijn 2,203]

Wow this thread turned sour quickly 

[PunkTheFunk 124,485]

10 minutes ago, Andreu said:

Have you ever tried written a Book 

It's copypasta 

[ryanripley 86,575]

37 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

it's all true

[Yuuri 21,636]

41 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

Gaga's so rude, good thing she flopped with her last album Boreanne. Body shaming isn't funny and there's only more of you to love.

[Sanne Godijn 2,203]

This is a mess