corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 After the massive backlash of the last list that ranked all Gaga songs i thought i should make myself an even bigger target because my life is too boring. I only ranked the bottom 25 for now because such a list is very exhausting to make.Please take everything displayed here with a grain of salt. Onto the list! 75. Christmas Tree --> I never thought that Jewels N' Drugs could be undercut let's just let this song rot in peace 74. Jewels N' Drugs --> Not to say that JND isnt at the bottom of the list. The song has a terrible concept, which is basicly throwing some rappers onto a song but a mildly decent execution so B+ for execution 73. Black Jesus † Amen Fashion --> I'm very sorry i tried hard to like this song but it never clicked 72. Retro Dance Freak --> What are these "hahahahas"? They are very irritating. 71. Fashion --> I like ARTPOPs Fashion! more 70. Vanity --> I'm happy this song didn't make it onto The Fame 69. MANiCURE --> The beat is too loud and overbearing for its own good 68. Bad Kids --> The hard edgy verses clash with the very poppy chorus and not in a good way 67. Hey Girl --> It's too relaxed for what's it's trying to accomplish 66. Disco Heaven --> Now the part of this list starts were i have to say that the songs are perfectly tolerable not bad, not good just decent so the indicator for this is "DECENT". Only if the song is better than it has any rigth to be or worse than the concept i'm going to write something about it. 65. Fashion! --> DECENT 64. Grigio Girls --> This could've been so much better by just giving the song more energy Gagas voice is amazing why not the music? 63. Government Hooker --> DECENT 62. Fashion Of His Love --> DECENT 61. The Fame --> DECENT 60. I Like It Rough --> Gaga made this exact same premis better on the same album. It's called Lovegame. 59. Mary Jane Holland --> DECENT 58. Boys Boys Boys --> If this would've been a single as originally planned it would've been a flop 57. Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) --> Too cute for my taste 56. ARTPOP --> This angelic song marks the beginning of the songs that i can wholeheartedly recommend to every person i know. And i can say several nice things about these songs too 55. Summberboy --> The song is just so excrutiatingly cute *sobs in corner* 54. The Queen --> Why people don't like this song will always be a mystery for me honestly 53. Money Honey --> Beautiful Dirty Rich is better 52. Come To Mama --> What even is this song? 51. Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) --> This chorus is soooo majestic! 50. Diamond Heart --> The chorus is so much better than the verses that it hurts the song in the end Spoiler The other parts will either be published today or tomorrow. If i publish another list today it's the 49-25 list the best will be published last Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 The list I did my impakt Jk, good choices I guess since none of my very very very very favouritea are there (minus the queen and summer boy but at least I can c Ur point) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Andreu said: The list I did my impakt Jk, good choices I guess since none of my very very very very favouritea are there (minus the queen and summer boy but at least I can c Ur point) They're both in the department: "I SUPER LOVE THEM" so they aren't bad just the competition was too strong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I knew it was you before even entering the thread Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 i stopped at GH being at 63 https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Diva 4,987 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Already disagreeing. excuse me no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, The Bling said: I knew it was you before even entering in the thread I just love ranking stuff so much it's like an dependance (this was a loud an clear HELP ME) Spoiler joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geopang 4,831 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 As soon as I saw some songs that belong in the top 10, I closed the thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, geopang said: As soon as I saw some songs that belong in the top 10, I closed the thread This is only my list and it's advertised at such so take it with a grain of salt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtGagaPop 61,940 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Manicure, ARTPOP, hey girl and diamond heart doesn't deserve to be in the bottom Otherwise i agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, ArtGagaPop said: Manicure, ARTPOP, hey girl and diamond heart doesn't deserve to be in the bottom Otherwise i agree. There's no such thing as a bad Gaga song so the bottom 25 are mostly "worst" by default Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, corvus albus said: They're both in the department: "I SUPER LOVE THEM" so they aren't bad just the competition was too strong Exactly, it's impossible to rank gaga stuff Pd: I just gave u Ur 800 reputation point P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Andreu said: Exactly, it's impossible to rank gaga stuff Pd: I just gave u Ur 800 reputation point P I only have 798 for some reason but thx in advance (now i have the missing ones ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, corvus albus said: I only have 798 for some reason but thx in advance (now i have the missing ones ) I see 801 but whatever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectGUY 7,822 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Justice for Fashion! Money Honey way overrated Jewels 'N' Drugs is not THAT bad tbh, I can love it when I'm in the mood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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