Melania K Trump 6,294 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 So I was formally introduced to Mr Jordan at the Black Panther premiere and let me just say... Body- -ody- -odyyyy And holy mother of Kylie Jenner's Lip challenge just look at those luscious pillowy sausage lips ughHHH MY LEGS ARE SPREAD AND READY FOR LANDING MY BUSSY HAS BEEN AWAKENED, REJUVENATED AND EVISCERATED MY OVARIES HAVE IMPLODED AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD OVARIES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS ALREADY NINE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH MICHAEL B JORDANS OCTUPLETS I JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM SOMEHOW ALREADY PREGNANT AGAIN LORD HAVE MERCY UNHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 💦 PERFECTION IS REAL GOD EXISTS MY FAITH HAS BEEN RESTORED PRAISE BE MICHAEL B JORDAN MY OVARIES HAVE ENTERED A NEW DIMENSION Spoiler Seriously tho someone pls help me ive been to see black panther like 4 times now I EVEN BOUGHT TICKETS TO THE ****ING 3D VERSION JUST TO SEE THE DEFINITION ON THOSE PECS AND ABS HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY EYEEEEES WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW AWOOOOOOOO Current First Lady of the United States. Praying for my husband's death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyVida 5,930 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Jesus H. Christ... Spoiler gurl... chill a little currently streaming Zombieboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 116,225 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 next week we are going to watch it in 4DX If only Marvel was owned by HBO we could see them naked (and all the Chrises) So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife 6,869 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I wanted his character to win in Black Panther just on that body alone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania K Trump 6,294 Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, GypsyVida said: Jesus H. Christ... Hide contents gurl... chill a little I REFUSE TO CHILL WHEN CONFRONTED BY A HUMAN SPECIMEN THAT PERFECT I WILL BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF CHILL I AM ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Current First Lady of the United States. Praying for my husband's death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania K Trump 6,294 Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, River said: next week we are going to watch it in 4DX If only Marvel was owned by HBO we could see them naked (and all the Chrises) In 4DX. Does that mean you can feel his abs just from watching it on the screen? You lucky whoré. Current First Lady of the United States. Praying for my husband's death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 116,225 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Haiii said: In 4DX. Does that mean you can feel his abs just from watching it on the screen? You lucky whoré. And smell them So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan 20,727 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania K Trump 6,294 Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Logan said: Current First Lady of the United States. Praying for my husband's death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werk 13,166 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I wish there were more delicious dark skin men in p**n with abs so my thirst can decrease Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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