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I Am Being Personally Victimised by Michael B Jordan

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Haiii

So I was formally introduced to Mr Jordan at the Black Panther premiere and let me just say...

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-odyyyy

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And holy mother of Kylie Jenner's Lip challenge just look at those luscious pillowy sausage lips ughHHH

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MY LEGS ARE SPREAD AND READY FOR LANDING

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MY BUSSY HAS BEEN AWAKENED, REJUVENATED AND EVISCERATED

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MY OVARIES HAVE IMPLODED AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD OVARIES

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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS ALREADY NINE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH MICHAEL B JORDANS OCTUPLETS

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I JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM SOMEHOW¬†ALREADY PREGNANT AGAIN¬†LORD HAVE MERCY¬†UNHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ūüí¶

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PERFECTION IS REAL GOD EXISTS MY FAITH HAS BEEN RESTORED PRAISE BE MICHAEL B JORDAN MY OVARIES HAVE ENTERED A NEW DIMENSION

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Seriously tho someone pls help me ive been to see black panther like 4 times now I EVEN BOUGHT TICKETS TO THE ****ING 3D VERSION JUST TO SEE THE DEFINITION ON THOSE PECS AND ABS HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY EYEEEEES WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW AWOOOOOOOO

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GypsyVida

Jesus H. Christ...

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gurl... chill a little

 

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River

next week we are going to watch it in 4DX :giveup:

If only Marvel was owned by HBO we could see them naked (and all the Chrises)

I'm not serious 99% of the times ;)

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Knife

I wanted his character to win in Black Panther just on that body alone. :triggered:

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Haiii
5 minutes ago, GypsyVida said:

Jesus H. Christ...

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gurl... chill a little

 

I REFUSE TO CHILL WHEN CONFRONTED BY A HUMAN SPECIMEN THAT PERFECT I WILL BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF CHILL I AM ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Haiii
8 minutes ago, River said:

next week we are going to watch it in 4DX :giveup:

If only Marvel was owned by HBO we could see them naked (and all the Chrises)

In 4DX. Does that mean you can feel his abs just from watching it on the screen? You lucky whoré.

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River
14 minutes ago, Haiii said:

In 4DX. Does that mean you can feel his abs just from watching it on the screen? You lucky whoré.

And smell them:giveup:

 

I'm not serious 99% of the times ;)
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Werk

I wish there were more delicious dark skin men in p**n with abs so my thirst can decrease :giveup: 

Keep on F*king Don't stop, F*k me harder Then Pop!

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