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It seems like some of you have a hard time figuring out who are the real or fake Gaga insiders. Here are some tips to pinpoint fake insiders:

- They say things like "music coming soon" or "within the next few months" or "look out for February". 

-Never provide specific release dates or specific details about Gaga's new music (such as song names, genres, or lyrics)

-They always try to be cryptic by using blurred or edited pictures that look like Gaga or something Gaga related. And always use interesting emojis :) as "hints" to something.

-They also provide "details" that are just obvious guesses. Like saying "Gaga will make dark music and will be more pop" right after seeing that she is working with DJWS, that she used dark interludes for the tour, that she released a song like The Cure, and that is not likely that she will go for a Joanne sound again. 

- They also keep pushing their release windows further and further back.

Finally, actual insiders will usually just leak you things without warning, or will be very specific about something. Also, just because some insiders have info of other artists it doesn't meant they have accurate info on Gaga.

 

 

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Arturo

All of them are fake

Industry people dont have time to make an account and toy with stans except Gaga with Boris but she was just really excited about ARTPOP.

 

Actual industry people like Jeff will just have normal accounts and be very blunt like “just listened to a new song from a big female”. Nothinn cryptic. No BS.

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ELEMENTALITY

How To Pinpoint Fake Insiders 101

Course Syllabus: 

1. What is an insider?

     A. Fake

     B. Really Fake 

     C. Almost Always Fake?

     D. Nope.....Definitely Fake

2. How do insiders know their information?

     A. They Don't

     B. They Never Will

3. How to Trust an Insider

     A. You can't

     B. They are a twitter stan that wants attention

4. A History of Insiders

     1. Post- Fame Era (THE BIRTH OF GGD)

     2. Post- Fame Monster Era "Hooker on a Church Corner Era"

     3. Post Born This Way Era, "Stache/TEA Era", the Tumblr Trolls

     4. Pre-ARTPOP era, "The Katy Trials" and Burqa Soundclouds

     5. ARTPOP ACT II/ G.U.Y. Meltdowns Era

     6. Cheek to Cheek Era-TIHTY Meltdowns/ Caterpillar Tweets

     7. The #BARCODE Files/"Chaos Angel"/AHS Inspired RedOne Meltdowns

     8. Joanne and the aftermath

     9. Pre-LG6 era....

 

5. How to Get Real Information

     A. Wait for Gaga or Bobby to actually share the information

     B. Even then there is still only a 75% chance its real 

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Jennie Kim
8 minutes ago, Arturo said:

All of them are fake

Industry people dont have time to make an account and toy with stans except Gaga with Boris but she was just really excited about ARTPOP.

 

Actual industry people like Jeff will just have normal accounts and be very blunt like “just listened to a new song from a big female”. Nothinn cryptic. No BS.

ALL OF THIS :golfclap:

Also, no one finds suspicious how they ALWAYS tweet something fans want to hear? It's almost like they do it to gain followers :trollga:

"Gaga is currently working on music"

"Gaga plans to release something soon"

"Gaga has something huge coming up"

Like no **** sherlock, a major popular is working and planning to release music? 

 

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Rat Boy
1 minute ago, theahsfan said:

No I am not, I have a comeback thread planned:interestinga:

Another Music Tea Facts thread? :poot:

"****ing rat" - @Dynamite
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FATCAT

Actual insiders don't scream it from the rooftops, because that **** is dangerous. Just wait for real, concrete leaks and you'll know they at least have connections.

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  One thing I have noticed this PRE ERA is that no one has come up with a really solid fake album title yet. lol. We've always had one that, at the time, people really latched onto. From Hooker on a Church Corner to BARCODE to Chaos Angel. Where is a good one (that we can at least joke about)? 

 

#ThreadIncoming

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Easiest way to pinpoint them is by what they say. If they say Gaga is releasing new music, then you know it's fake because we ain't getting anything until ASIB

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