StarryNight 10,106 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 A framed picture of her late-husband Christian Carino sat on the coffee table beside a vase of hydrangeas. She told me he would've been 157 this year, and that his body was cryogenically frozen after he passed away. His brain, however, was uploaded to the cloud. She chats with a holographic version of him regularly, which she jokingly refers to as her 'Born Again Christian.' "He keeps telling me he wants to get another tattoo of my face. I tell him 'don't be silly, darling, you don't have a body anymore.' And then I threaten to delete him from my cloud drive and make him spend eternity in my recycle bin. It's a lot of fun." LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzgurSoul 19 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Can't believe I got emotional to this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster13 3,574 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 SCReAmING Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 28,387 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Disgusted said: Can't believe I got emotional to this Tf Long Live Gretchen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 28,387 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I DIED WITH THE DUA LIPA PART YOU SHOULD DO A SERIES OF THESE @PunkTheFunk Long Live Gretchen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanne Monster 959 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink sushi 4,351 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 WHO WROTE THIS?! @Morphine Prince Read this omg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Blonde 6,230 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Just now, Decodekid said: YOU SHOULD DO A SERIES OF THESE @PunkTheFunk Yes, please Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senate 359 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I'm cackling This is why your my favourite person on this cult site Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 50,081 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 U know how i know this is fake? Theres no way Mars will have villages and luxury things like that by 2078... it will still be too newly built and ppl wont be casually just visiting it like that 👀 See im such a genious, i figured out a loop-hole in the story as to why its obviously fake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
datlastfam 5,116 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Im ****ing dying omg @PunkTheFunk Ms Katherine a longtime fan looks good here, both smile for a justice of Madge's death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pachinko 10,450 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 "a cover shoot for Arthritis Weekly" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOP2 3,948 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 After reading this highly valuable piece of litterature, after noticing the admirable level of journalistic professionalism (american journalism should take notes), after going through the huge amount of iconic posts you shared on this site, after pissing myself over every gif (gretchen or not) you posted, I, ARTPOP2, decided to give you the Iconic Hunty Certificate to attest your unattainable level of iconicness and your superiority over all GGD members. Hail to you @PunkTheFunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAGASLAYME 2,415 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Speechless.mp3 this made my day thank you add me@SC:pandas-rule37 IG@dallus_joshua.art Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyZiggs 30,062 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 is katy still alive ? are they besties now? is she still putting out singles and music videos from Witness: the 60th anniversary edition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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