Cuchulainn 3,040 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (WILX)- The search is on in Colorado Springs for a mystery woman dubbed "The Mad Pooper". Neighbors say they are fed up with a woman who runs in their neighborhood, poops outside in broad daylight, and then runs off. Cathy Budde says her children caught the woman mid-squat with her pants down. "They came screaming, like, you're not going to believe this they are like crying. I'm like what? 'They are like there's a lady taking a poop! and so I come outside, and I'm like oh dear goodness! I was like ' are you serious?" Budde recalled. "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? she's like yeah, sorry!" "I thought for sure she's mortified. It was an accident," said Budde. "She will go get a dog bag come back clean it up and never run here ever again. Not the case." The family says the runner continue to poop and run off. Budde says the 'Mad Pooper" has done this for the past seven weeks and she just wants it to stop. Neighbors say the mysterious runner even carries napkins in her pocket. www.wilx.com/content/news/Police-on-the-hunt-for-the-woman-who-poops-and-runs-445671323.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babel 41,637 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Scheisse's impacT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttsicle 6,484 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 She wished she could be strong without the Scheisse WOOHOO YAHAA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RAMROD 117,055 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Wow. She should live in Tenderloin district or SOMA or Mid Market in San Fran, she will find lots of new best friends who did the same Any locals know whats up (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,820 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Is this a Bob’s Burgers episode Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,709 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Maybe pooping in public and getting caught is her fetish It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,841 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 YAAAAAAS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant 20,293 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Wait this isn't normal? Oh, I forgot Chinese people don't have manners, k I've seen many squatting people in my life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuchulainn 3,040 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, Irrelevant said: Wait this isn't normal? Oh, I forgot Chinese people don't have manners, k I've seen many squatting people in my life I never thought about this. Maybe she’s not from here and thinks it’s completely normal?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayo 7,664 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Creativek said: I never thought about this. Maybe she’s not from here and thinks it’s completely normal?? No Make it stupid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
babs 5,093 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Why are americans like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuchulainn 3,040 Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, slayo said: No How do you know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefani Gaga 3,359 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 It is said that this woman is a witch and later in the night the poop becomes ghost and haunts the place outside the lady witch pooped… We have yet to hear from this family. Police say the place was smelling like a fart and therefore, they had to evacuate the house. Everyone is scared to open the door of this house and any house the lady witch had pooped outside leaving the mystery yet to be solved… I’m A mEsS! sTaY aWaY fRoM mE, mY eIgHt PeTs AnD mY bLuE bIsCuItS, yOu FrEaK! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,709 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Irrelevant said: Wait this isn't normal? Oh, I forgot Chinese people don't have manners, k I've seen many squatting people in my life When I was younger, on my way home from school I had to walk by a church, and one time I was walking past it when the sermon was over or something, so there was a bunch of people walking out, and one woman walked onto the lawn in front of the church with no inhibition, lifted her skirt up, bent down, and uh... started spraying the lawn with fertiliser I remember thinking to myself 'wow, she must be possessed by the holy spirit or something - that sermon must have really been special' It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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